“What are you up to, Liz my dear?”

“She’s gone and nicked my pen!

Can you just please come over here

And get it back again?”

 

“Don’t worry dear, I think you will

Have plenty other pens.”

“Do as I say, and right now Phil!

I won’t tell you again!”

 

“I really don’t know why you make

A great big ballyhoo!

This is the last time I will take

You to the flaming zoo!”

 

 

 

A bit of nonsense inspired by the pic in the news,