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The opposite of a poet never stands idly by.

 

The opposite of a poet always has something to say.

 

The opposite of a poet loves a good turn of phrase.

 

The opposite of a poet knows the difference between right and wrong.

 

The opposite of a poet gets more done by six than most people do everyday.

 

The opposite of a poet never plays second fiddle.

 

The opposite of a poet has got his eye on tomorrow’s news.

 

The opposite of a poet has got friends in high places.

 

The opposite of a poet is big business.

 

The opposite of a poet has his eye on the optics.

 

The opposite of a poet believes in the trickle down effect.

 

The opposite of a poet wants to cut you in on the deal.

 

The opposite of a poet is a born winner

 

The opposite of a poet believes in work work work.

 

The opposite of a poet is a heavyweight.

 

The opposite of a poet is boxing clever.

 

The opposite of a poet loves luxury living.

 

The opposite of a poet believes in cheaper faster better.

 

The opposite of a poet is the best thing since sliced bread!

 

The opposite of a poet has deep pockets.

 

The opposite of a poet never thinks small.

 

The opposite of a poet thinks like a champion.

 

The opposite of a poet walks the walk and talks the talk.

 

The opposite of a poet loves feeling the wind through his hair...

 

The opposite of a poet is both the elephant and the room.

 

The opposite of a poet wants to arm wrestle you.

 

The opposite of a poet always has a good excuse.

 

The opposite of a poet believes in an eye for an eye.

 

The opposite of a poet draws his own conclusions.

 

The opposite of a poet wakes up at night to Google his own name.

 

The opposite of a poet loves history, especially his own.

 

The opposite of a poet doesn't need expert opinion.

 

The opposite of a poet has many credible sources.

 

The opposite of a poet wants to travel back in time. Any year before 1865.

 

The opposite of a poet loves a good cliche.

 

The opposite of a poet loves beating on a dead horse.

 

The opposite of a poet once drove a camel through the eye of a needle.

 

The opposite of a poet loves a joke.

 

The opposite of a poet thinks execution was an efficient way to get ahead.

 

The opposite of a poet has no time for evil. He’ll drop a bomb on it from here.

 

The opposite of a poet takes ketchup on everything.

 

The opposite of a poet wants to build a wall around you.

 

The opposite of a poet thinks everything is for sale.

 

The opposite of a poet is pushing his slogan down your throat.

 

The opposite of a poet has got tremendous respect for women. He hasn't molested one in years.

 

The opposite of a poet is bringing back the inquisition.

 

The opposite of a poet is a ball buster.

 

The opposite of a poet is a deal maker.

 

The opposite of a poet is a pussy grabber.

 

The opposite of a poet is a mover and shaker.

 

The opposite of the poet says he’s here to stay.

 

The opposite of a poet is flirting with you.

 

The opposite of a poet is a goodfella.

 

The opposite of a poet is a great, great guy

 

The opposite of a poet has plans to rule the world.

The opposite of a poet has put the ball in your court.