What happens if

I marry the man

That I met

On the art gallery

Steps

What happens if

I don’t

What happens if

I marry myself

What happens if

Marriage ceases

To exist

What happens if

I get married

All at once

To everybody

What happens if

I marry you

What happens if

You marry me

What happens if

He proposes to me

On the doorstep

Chunky diamond cluster

In a box

What happens if

He doesn’t

What happens if

I throw it back

In his face

What happens if

I forget about all this

And go do something

Else instead