Fred  normally did his shopping on line,

But this week he needed to view the beer and the wine.

So he walked down to ASDA ,but dogs aren't allowed.

He tied up his rottweiler away from the crowd.

But as he approached the check-out pushing his trolley,

He was approached by a lady who said,"I'm really sorry,

I think my little kitten has killed your dog!"

"That's impossible," said Fred,"killed by a mog!"

"Yeh Kitty the kitten ,over whom I dote

Was eaten by your rottweiler and got stuck in his throat!"