A bill con

Bill was at ASDA  in a queue at the check-out,

He had noticed an elderly lady had been following him about.

She was before him now in the queue,

Her trolley full of items for the check-out to view.

"Excuse me "she said, "You look exactly like my son,

I have never seen anyone like him,you are the only one!

He passed away lately I am sad to say,

As I leave would you call out,Goodbye mother have a good day?"

"No problem I'm sad to hear of your loss."

As out of his trolley 3 items he did toss.

"Goodbye mother,have a good day," he did shout.

The elderly lady pushed her trolley hurriedly to get out.

When he saw his bill at check-out his face did drop,

"Your mother did say you would pay for her shop."

 

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jennifer Malden

Tue 21st Aug 2018 16:20

Hilarious! You're much more effective than Prozac!

Jennifer

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Taylor Crowshaw

Tue 21st Aug 2018 15:33

Another good read Hugh thank you. ?

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