Production’s stopped at JLR
the workforce isn’t making cars
the order book is looking thin
for Landrovers and Jaguars
but we’ve got stale bread and circuses
hip hip replacement hip hoorah
you can buy a rusted Ford Cortina now and point it at the exit
we’re gonna get a special 50p for Brexit!

Calm down dear, don’t make a fuss
that simply wouldn’t do
those whopping great lies on a bus
were the opposite of true
What? Ireland’s got a border?
I hadn’t got a clue.
Look! Here’s a rusted Ford Cortina, just point it at the exit
we’re gonna get a special 50p for Brexit!

We’re standing proud and waving flags
we’ve taken back control
we’re digging for bally old victory, chaps
we’re digging a deeper hole
the growth in foodbanks warms your heart
and if you need a goal
sit in your rusted Ford Cortina and point it at the exit
we’re gonna get a special 50p for Brexit!

The government have made it plain
no magic money tree
unless of course they need your votes
and you’re the DUP
no deal no plan no problem
it’ll turn out fine, you’ll see
you’ve got a rusted Ford Cortina now please point it at the exit
we’re gonna get a special 50p for Brexit!

I need a hit of hope right now
please make it intravenous
they’re knocking out a brand new coin
I think it’s just the one between us
if you go to America
a Johnson is a penis
so fire up that rusted Ford Cortina and point it at the exit
we’re gonna get a special 50p for Brexit!

Yes, fire up that rusted Ford Cortina and point it at the exit
we’re gonna get a special 50p for Brexit.