Parliament’s off on its jollies,

The Speaker removed from his chair.

Oh how I will miss these comedians

But their break’s far too short, so beware.

 

So what will I do with no Brexit TV?

No Commoners standing to bleat.

Will BBC Parliament go off the air,

Or fill my spare time with repeats?

 

I wish I could say that I’m better informed

By listening in to the House.

Debaters appear as confused as myself,

And often do little but grouse

 

Parliament’s off on its jollies,

And as in the Christmases passed,

Pantomime Season’s upon us

And all the MP’s? They’re the cast.