This poetry thing
is not working out
I work at it everyday
but so far
have only earned $4.50
for all my time and trouble
needless to say this is below
minimum wage
and beneath my dignity
so I will be resigning my position
and seeking another line of work
perhaps writing Obituaries
unlike poetry
death is certain.
DK -
Unless you're one of the "you know who" -
I have some unwelcome news for you:
If you hope to make cash from prose or verse
Your situation will go from bad to worse! ?
Obituaries sounds pretty good dk
People pay lots of dosh for their dead'ns
Make sure that they pay in euros and cents though
You'll make more than invites for weddin's ?
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Dave Caplan
Mon 21st Jan 2019 16:57
DK if you want to cash in on the death bandwagon you have to aim a little higher. I mean why write obits when it's the undertakers who are creaming in the cash?
All you need is a black suit and a mournful expression.
If you have at least one of those you are halfway there !
(only joking)
Dave