You've seen those

giant freeway signs

that flash the warning

Amber Alert

Amber Alert

if so and so

is found

call 911

etc.

 

Actually

I have had a Silver Alert

put out on me

the warning

slightly changed:

"If Found,

Do NOT Return To Family"

 

Now everybody

knows my age

they could have been

more discreet

 

But at least I got

my name up in lights

and the family is happy

 

I am now in a home

overlooking the freeway.