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The Spark !

The Spark !

Old age comes upon you

like a creeping weed or vine

a subtle early warning

that you're running out of time

 

When we realized it had us

firmly in its grip

we decided to go fighting

so we really let it rip:

 

No more early nights

sipping tea and watching telly;

we bought the 'Kama Sutra'

and really gave it welly !

 

We cruised out to Australia

it cost a bit of wonga

but on the dance floor every night

guess who led the Conga !

 

Our wardrobe was updated;

no more granny pants or macs

but though we tried to both wear thongs

we lost them up our cracks !

 

Now we're quite exhausted

financially as well

but the spark has been ignited

and death can go to Hell !

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Jon

Sat 16th Nov 2019 01:05

Hi David
Very very funny. Great last line too. Haha
Jon

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keith jeffries

Thu 21st Feb 2019 17:46

Hilarious. Loved it. Thanks, Keith

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Dave Caplan

Tue 19th Feb 2019 12:16

Thanks Jennifer......it's still up there.
Maybe that's why I'll never get a hernia?

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Dave Caplan

Tue 19th Feb 2019 12:04

Thank you everybody.

I really did join the conga on board ship for Australia....the thought of that deed still makes me squirm in utter embarrassment.... how could I have sunk so low; must have been the duty free grog !

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jennifer Malden

Mon 18th Feb 2019 16:50

Really funny - agree about the thongs!!!!

Jennifer

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victoriavautaw@gmail.com

Mon 18th Feb 2019 01:12

Take that old age! Thanks for this humorous and romantic reminder that getting older doesn’t mean to stop doing the things that makes us feel alive! ❤️

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lisa donohoe

Mon 18th Feb 2019 00:20

Your sense of humor is just hilarious, well done dave this was extremely funny ??

Frances Macaulay Forde

Mon 18th Feb 2019 00:09

Sounds like an excellent plan!

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Jason Bayliss

Mon 18th Feb 2019 00:08

Absolutely brilliant ?

<Deleted User> (21487)

Sun 17th Feb 2019 19:39

No cocoa then? no hot water bottles and early nights? no bed socks?

Good atitude, have lots of fun.

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M.C. Newberry

Sun 17th Feb 2019 19:31

Phyllosan and Sanatogen - surely a recipe for a fill of the "san" - if
my schooldays' lingo for the sick bay serves me correctly. Note: I didn't say "serves me right!".?Now, a long long way from those days, I believe in "a little of what you fancy does you good".

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Sun 17th Feb 2019 15:54

Well said sir! Go on, be a devil, Have a double helping of phyllosan and a large glass of sanatogen!

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