Samsez

 

His name was Sam

But he was always known as Samsez

He spoke of himsen in the third person

If Sam was gunna do summet,

He wun’t say “I’m gunna do summet”

He’d say “Sam’s gunna do summet”

Annoying or what?

That’s just the half of it

He began each sentence with the word Samsez

So it’d go

“Samsez… Sam’s gunna do summet”

His sad tales took on extra melancholy

When delivered in his own unique way of speaking

“Samsez… Sam’s skint”

“Samsez…. Somene’s nicked Sam’s wallet”

“Samsez…. Sam’s son Dave’s been in Sam’s room”

“Samsez…. Sam thinks it was him”

 

We confronted Dave to see what he had to say for himsen

He replied in his own unique way

 

“Davesez…. Dave din’t do it”

 

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree