It's not hard on me anymore

I can relax and take it easy

there is no reason to worry

or stress out because of

not knowing what to do

 

my wife

makes all the decisions for me

so I don't have to decide a thing

she tells me what to do

and where to go

 

my brain is now freed up

and I can rest it thoroughly

in mindless things

there are days when I just

stare at the walls or

listen to the hum of the refrigerator

 

she tells me she knows best

and would never err

so I just go along for the ride

that way if anything bad happens

she gets the blame

 

I have no conflict

no distress

there is no more fighting

no war of words

I have turned in my sword

and signed the treaty

 

like most countries that lose a war

they end up better off eventually

so long term,  it's a win

 

in the meantime

my mind is still supple

which due to its inactivity

will be in great shape

if I ever need it for something

 

I rest my brain

I rest my case.