These two sharp and cheeky limericks poke fun at Trump’s famously long tie — and what it might be compensating for. They each want to wrap political satire and playful innuendo into five perfect lines.

Trump’s tie hangs down to his thigh, to distract from what’s small — wonder why? He shouts and he brags, but rumour still nags: It’s all just a well-tailored lie. And another:

Tru...

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{Eroitc Naughty Girl Poem} 

 

 

Chain me up and put a collar around my neck and then you command me to sit down on my plumped ass and then you are telling me to follow you and then you are telling me to beg you for harder punishment like a dog and then you are yanking on my chain and then you are telling me to climb up on the bed and then pulling out the leather whip then you spank my ass...

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{Diary Of The Southern Queen Entry #15 {Hopeless Romantic} 

 

 

His eyes sparked

a flame in me

that I thought 

wasdead 

His lips tasted

like the sweetest

? honey dew

melon brushing

against my lips

for the first time

each time he

would ? kiss

me 

His hair was

wavy that was

so soft against

my naked fleshy

skin 

His laughter

was like s...

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{Baby No Hand's Needed}

 

 

Baby no hands needed as I walk up on you then drop it to the floor in front of you while you are wanting to smack and grab my booty but I turn around saying no~no baby no hands needed as you are loving my rump shaker style because you are wylin on me while I'm dropping it like the newest stripper at the dance club classes shaking my salt shaker up and down rubb...

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{My Juicy Bubble Gum Yum~Yum} 

 

 

He loves my juicy bubble gum yum~yum....

He loves to smash my juicy bubble gum yum~yum... 

He loves the way my juicy bubble gum yum~yum bounces the fastest like a booty~dew in a dance shake off contest... 

He loves to smack my bubble gum yum~yum leaving his hand prints on them...

He loves to rub his hands all over my juicy bubble gum yum~yum ...

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