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Electric Ass

once she's plugged me in

she says my ass is electric

versatile as well as hybrid

makes her love-life hectic

 

trouble is with my battery

suffers from a limited range

after five miniutes full-pelt

my plug feels a bit strange

 

charges me in the kitchen

leaving me a cup of tea

goes back to bed while I

suffer from range anxiety

 

changed her energy tariff

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