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Diet
To hell with the 'Diet' lets all be Fat
Eat what ya like just like that
No more counting calories
Eat just what you like
To hell with the diet
Lets all just be FAT
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:12 pm
Diet Prayer
Dear lord when I sleep tight tonight let me lose a stone
I promise if you do this god I will no longer moan
Make cakes, sweets and fast food, be free food everyday
I promise if you do god, I will go to church every day
Dear lord also make my Bust shrink and my Bum
Carrying this extra stone god really is no fun
Let me eat what I want morning noon and night
Unlimited amounts of choco...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:11 pm
Dieters Poem
Dear lord when I sleep tight tonight let me lose a stone
I promise if you do this god I will no longer moan
Make cakes, sweets and fast food, be free food everyday
I promise if you do god, I will go to church every day
Dear lord also make my Bust shrink and my Bum
Carrying this extra stone god really is no fun
Let me eat what I want morning noon and night
Unlimited amounts of choco...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 3:01 pm
Obesity the silent cry
Sitting silent wondering why
I didn't ask to be born fat
I struggle to get by everyday
i don't want to eat crap food
Please someone take it away
laughter out side the joker me?
look at the fat lady ugly isn't she
pretending I don't hear it I walk
people judge always talk talk talk
the big fat lady can hardly walk
pills don't work not diets I try
year after year th...
Monday 20th January 2020 12:34 am
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