She wore sensible shoes

featured on her Plain Jane website.

Other props included a lollipop and plaits,

twenty denier stockings and a tweed skirt. 

 

Her pendulous breasts came to rest on her lap

and with legs crossed she looked the part,

the phone never stopped ringing,

a backlog arose.

 

She wore sensible shoes,

an idea picked up from a district nurse.

 

Her clientele were in the main sympathetic

but insisted on being caned whilst shackled;

many other diversions were catered for. 

Her rates were competitive

keenly priced considering her expenses. 

 

These facts were all related to the court

by a witness and friend

while describing the events leading up

to the lady's untimely end.