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WHITE WORLD

Foot soldiers come in impatient white vans

to fix the glitches that plague us so

with buckets and bags of impatient tools

bending the pipeworks flippant with rules

 

of mysterious companies keeping pace

with hysterical offers to tempt the unwary

terms and conditions the all seeing eyes

encyclopaedic with whats and whys.

 

Playing their part we trust these men

who seem to come round as the sun is rising

with healing touches from ceilings to floors

dividing their time with statistical laws. 

 

Their days are expanding to meet our demand

our white goods world is their command,

but beating us all is the wearing of parts

that fail without fail with their plastic hearts. 

 

The needs of the needy will bring them round

when your plumbing has let you down,

the toilet the sink the electrical fault

that no works of faith can ever support. 

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◄ TRYING ON TROUSERS

MY MUMMY ►

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raypool

Tue 19th Sep 2023 19:27

Thanks all for liking this : Rashav, John, Reggie's Ghost,Telboy,Holden and Keith.

Yes Keith. We are witnessing the draining of resources down plug holes of opportunity for the benefit of insurers. Our insurer for the defunct dishwasher replaced ours but refused to take take out the old one or fit the new, so more bills for a plumber.

There is certainly more choice of goods now Reggie, but the TV world and videos were as you know often for rental!

Blimey Mark, I had one in my bedsit in 1974 - indestructible , along with the Ascot heaters which made a tremendous boom when they lit. Excellent!

Ray

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M.C. Newberry

Mon 18th Sep 2023 16:05

I am impressed by the appliances in my small part-furnished rented flat. The modest fridge was here when I moved in and
is still working three decades later! Ditto, with the exception of
a temporary failure to one "ring", the Baby Belling cooker. Both
have proved excellent reliable examples of their time and seem
to have actually been made to LAST! That, it appears, makes
them unusual today when so much seems to be made to
fail far too quickly!!

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Reggie's Ghost

Sat 16th Sep 2023 08:04

Years ago we didn't call them white goods but we knew where to get them when we needed them...the gas showroom or the MEB. Order something, wait six weeks, be in when the goods were due, fume when the man didn't turn up, you get the picture. Though if it was pictures you wanted it was Rumbelows or Redifusion.

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keith jeffries

Fri 15th Sep 2023 23:20

Ray,
This poem forms the words of a lament I often murmur when another appliance goes wrong and needs fixing or a replacement. The life of span of most products is limited so that we are forever having to pay and pay again for what is delliberately designed to fail at some point after its purchase.
Thank you for this,
Keith

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