There's an App
For your dietary requirements
there’s an app
If you're planning your retirement
get an app
If you want to check the weather
there's an app
It was written by a clever Asian chap
If you're somewhere on vacation
and you need a quick translation
of the country's salutation,
with correct pronunciation,
there's an app
Why not organize your life
with an app.
Order flowers for the wife
with an app.
If you want a mini drum-kit,
or to learn to play the trumpet
Or perhaps check out some crumpet
there’s an app.
For converting feet to furlongs
there's an app
For identifying birdsongs
there's an app.
Now the art of navigaation
has succumbed to automation
You can update your location
with an android application
Not a map
If you want to buy a ticket
for the football or the cricket
there’s an app.
You can check your destination
while you're standing at the station;
Mind the gap
A straight evaluation
of your finance situation,
for loophole exploitation,
tax avoidance - not evasion,
Get the app.
if you're going out to dinner
there’s an app.
If you want to back a winner
use an app.
There’s an app for writing poetry….
But it’s crap!
Watch a movie on location
Rewatch any TV station
with an app.
To aid stellar observation
of a distant constellation
use an app.
If you're seeking absolution
Without fear of retribution
From the catholic institution
use an app.
If you’ve got a new position
where you find you're on a mission,
an icelandic expedition,
to investigate the fish and
so improve the world's nutrition
there’s an app…
Well perhaps
If you're building an extension,
want the plans in three dimensions
I just wonder, did I mention?
There's an app
Cynthia Buell Thomas
Mon 21st Nov 2011 17:40
Superb fun, and a masterful control of a lengthy poem which might have gone too silly. What? No 'strumpet'! (Actually, I inserted it for 'crumpet', just for a new twist.)