(with apologies to The Clash)

 

DOCTOR YOU'VE GOT TO LET ME KNOW

SHOULD I SNIFF OR SHOULD I BLOW

PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT I'LL BE FINE

AFTER I'VE WAITED ALL THIS TIME

SO YOU'VE GOT TO LET ME KNOW

SHOULD I SNIFF OR SHOULD I BLOW?

 

IT'S ALWAYS SNEEZE, SNEEZE, SNEEZE

siempre achu, achu, achu

THIS MAN FLU'S GOT ME ON MY KNEES

manflu me tiene arrodillas

MY THROAT IS RED MY TONGUE IS BLACK

tonsillas throbbo pulsa paino

PAINS IN MY CHEST AND DOWN MY BACK

non sympathio cum ma wayo

WELL COME ON AND LET ME KNOW

me tienes que desir

SHOULD I SNIFF OR SHOULD I BLOW?

¿yo me sniffo o me snotto?

 

SHOULD I SNIFF OR SHOULD I BLOW NOW?

SHOULD I SNIFF OR SHOULD I BLOW NOW?

IF I SNIFF I GET IN TROUBLE

AND WHEN I BLOW I'M SEEING DOUBLE

SO COME ON AND LET ME KNOW

 

THIS INDECISION'S BUGGING ME

esta undecision me molesta

I'M WALLOWING IN MISERY

mi suffro molto fittu droppo

EXACTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

me ruddy nosa com rudolpho

IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE I COULD SEE?

spouso hoho grandio joko

DOC YOU'VE GOTTA LET ME KNOW

doc me tienes que desir

SHOULD I HOLD BACK OR LET IT FLOW?

¿yo me sniffo o me snotto?

 

SHOULD I SNIFF OR SHOULD I BLOW NOW?

¿yo me sniffo o me snotto?

IF I SNIFF I GET IN TROUBLE

si me sniffo big peligro

WHEN I BLOW I'M SEEING DOUBLE

si me snotto video doble

SO YOU'VE GOTTA LET ME KNOW

me tienes que desir

SHOULD I SNIFF OR SHOULD I BLOW?

¿yo me sniffo o me snotto?