MLC Car

Friday 13th January 2012 3:25 pm

Oh boy I love your car

Bugatti me

Lotus levora

Luxuriosa lambourghini

cream me clearly

immaculate interior

Leather seats

in luxury superior

Ow! your audi runs me over

Coupe cool crisp clean cut rover

Hush its lush

Shut up and drive

Alpha male hands

To wheel alive

Romao my romeo

X lean X mean XL machine

Nissan Z S G well it swells

Swish it swiftly slick wet tyres

Let my legs press

lightly wired

gear stick licked wish

quick ignition

Spit lit heels

Clean rest it on the pedal,

Mid Life crisis

man

dyou want

a fucking medal?

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<Deleted User> (6315)

Sun 15th Jan 2012 22:18

ha ha @laura...this did read well t'other night tho Rach and you performed it so well too...thoroughly enjoyed!!!

Rachel Bond

Sun 15th Jan 2012 00:30

skoda?

the same skoda meant to drive from wigan back to liverpool other night?

did it make it?

remember those lada jokes...what dyou call a lada convertible? a skip hahahahahhehehehe x

dyou have to put your shopping in the bonnet? actually i do realise that the skoda is first choice of car for the elderly gentleman. my grandad swore by his ;) x

Mike Hilton

Fri 13th Jan 2012 12:10

Funny cos that's what I was thinking about split lit heels and other imaginary ideas / innuendos.

Great delivery, loved it. Painted an excellent picture.

Dave Bradley

Fri 13th Jan 2012 12:09

This went well at the Tudor last night, Rachel. I've got an 02 reg Skoda with 180K on the clock. Must mean I'm not having a mid-life crisis? Shucks - thought I was.

Rachel Bond

Fri 13th Jan 2012 11:51

Mid Life Crisis car. As a lover of cars i am happy that most mid life men spend all their hard earned cash on fancy cars. However it seems that in their existentially mature despair they never want to drive very far in them because the petrol is so expensive.

Pull up to my bumper baby xx

Ray Miller

Fri 13th Jan 2012 11:35

So does MLC stand for Mid Life Crisis? Enjoyed, like what you've done at the end with the medal.Nothing about bumpers, though?

Laura Taylor

Fri 13th Jan 2012 09:59

That line 'split lit heels/clean rest it' - when I heard it last night I just heard 'clit' - even though I knew the words said differently. You're TERRIBLE, Muriel.

Loved this - bloody great to see you at the Tudor again me darlin xx :) You could have made an effort with your clothes though. ;p

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