Hey, who ate all the pies?

I’m not saying you are fat

But the last three tarts are gone.

My tin’s empty, fancy that!

 

Say, who ate all the pies?

It is not that you are plump.

Someone’s had a midnight feast

And is asking for a thump!

 

Right, who ate all the pies?

Though you’re clearly not obese,

How can you tell such fibs?

I shall call the pie-police!

 

Yes, who ate all the pies?

I don’t mean you are chunky.

No one else it could have been

So just own up, you monkey!!!

 

So who ate all the pies?

I never said you are vast.

You flatter I’m a good cook?

Such treachery – I’m aghast!