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How can a blind person use the NHS bowel cancer screening kit?

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Someone must really love them

to use the kit.

To dig in the shit.

To get a bit

of 'it'.

To get that bit

of shit

on the right little square bit

of the kit.

 

Someone must really really love them

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Ged Thompson

Mon 24th Dec 2012 01:02

Its very quirky

They say youll never have a thought that someone hasnt had before, but I think you came close

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Mike Hilton

Mon 29th Oct 2012 18:29

Nice one dave!

could this be an encounter of the 'turd' kind ?

Mike

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Graham Sherwood

Sun 28th Oct 2012 21:22

I used a chinese takeaway box. Simples!!

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Anthony Emmerson

Wed 24th Oct 2012 19:32

i don't think it would be much use for me either Dave. It's often been said that "I couldn't find my a**e with both hands."

Where do themes like these come from?

Regards,
A.E.

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Ray Miller

Wed 24th Oct 2012 17:02

I've always wondered how Reflexologists treat the legless.
Not very well, I discovered when I turned up at The Holistic Therapy Clinic three parts pissed.

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Cynthia Buell Thomas

Wed 24th Oct 2012 15:28

Definitely a good one, Dave, speared in like a spotlight. But I don't see any appreciable difference from caring for an infant, except maybe the 'right little square' sample; but that's what small wooden sticks are for, as opposed to fingernails. I like a broad range of subject interest, reflecting the real world.

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Isobel

Wed 24th Oct 2012 15:06

Maybe they need a copper from Chorley to come along and taser them. They'd have the sample without too much effort then :)

You do think some original themes up Dave. Love is a bit of bowel digging - nice one - and well excavated - I mean executed!

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