Here ya go chaps.... tis a little poem all of forced rhyme to sink your literary fangs into....
Want a good shag
Mag?
Need a good lay
May?
Want a bit a totty
Lottie?
Roll in the sack
Jac?
Rough your fancy
Nancy?
Seen this tone
Joan?
Look at this pec
Beck
Spotted this swell
Belle?
Noticed these abs
Mabs?
Loving this pose
Rose?
For fucking sakers
ANY takers????????????
Hi Cate, yeah babe just mail me your address!!
Good stuff, its got attitude and good to read something very diffrerent, nice one Jeff XX
ps thanx for re-adding my comment on Joe Strummer sang, much appreciated, would have kept the original one on, nothing wrong with being modest, not that you'll find me doing that, lol, right see you soon! X
Oo er Clarissa - can't say I've ever dated anyone like that - I find 'over build' quite repulsive - as the majority of women, I suspect.
A super poem Cate - can't wait to hear you perform it - and to hear the F word actually pass your lips!
Isobel xx
Hi Cate,
My six-pack became a "Party-Seven" a long time ago! (Can you still buy Party Sevens?)
Regards,
A.E.
This made me smile...
Hi Cate
This is wonderful, I used to date guys like the one in your poem.The rumors are true by the way.Just say no.He so pretty, but thats all. haha good poem!
worst lay you will ever have.
See youre the first one to pile in here Gus.........
Hey up Cato
What we talkin about here...carpets or tobacco...??
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Yvonne Brunton
Fri 4th May 2012 20:26
After I'd stopped drooling at the photo I had a good giggle at your poem. Just the job for poking fun at Narcissus and his mates. This is definitely a performance poem with attitude. XX