I'M WAITING
JUST WAITING
FOR URINATION
THE TIME IS RIGHT
THE URGE IS RIGHT
BUT THE TRAIN IS
AS IT WERE
HELD UP
OUTSIDE THE STATION
YOUNG MEN EITHER SIDE OF ME
CONTINUE ON THEIR MERRY WAY
WHILE THIS OLD FELLA
WAITS FOR THE OFF
MANAGING JUST A NERVOUS COUGH
IMAGINING TREES AND COWS
PORCELAIN EXTRUSIONS
FOSTERING OLD YOUTHFUL ILLUSIONS
always use a cubicle ray! im neither mentally or physically ready for the inevitable comparisons made at those porcelain extrusions...
These lines - brief and plaintive - brought a smile.
If you wear a top coat, one of those ubiquitous plastic
drink bottles can be placed in a suitably covered position
standing leaning towards the door between carriages in an absolute emergency!
Not that I ever wish to try it, mind...but if it helps
when "needs must"...?
:-)
Thanks Ray. You read that right! A cry for help , thus the capitals.
cheers.
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raypool
Sun 17th Jan 2016 15:38
Thanks Stu. I can't forget those days of chasing dog ends away down the channel. Another world. Perhaps in a parallel universe they retain their original flavour while I await the men in white coats.
Ray