Just for fun...

 

From the moment they first met, they got on rather well,

They soon became an item, and deep in love they fell,

Were made for each other, as far as they could tell,

Pretty soon they were hearing the sound of wedding bells.

They set up home together, and things were going well

Until they took a shower, then broken was the spell

As it turned out he used soap, and she used shower gel.

She couldn’t stand the squeaking and he couldn’t stand the smell,

A love match made in heaven plunged straight down into hell,

And for their wedded bliss, it sounded the death knell.

He moved back to his mother’s, the house they had to sell,

She gave him back his soap box, and the wedding ring as well

And all because she couldn’t cope will soap, nor he with gel!

 

So the moral of this sorry tale of bathroom marriage trouble:

Love that seems eternal can be burst just like a bubble

Learn from this saga worthy of some TV prime-time drama:

Accordant cleanliness must enter every couple’s karma.

When tying yourself to someone in the holy eyes of God

Please ensure you don’t abhor the way they wash their bod.