Banned
Some people just don’t understand
My girlfriend’s quite hard to withstand
As I tried to please her
Bent over the freezer
The man at Waitrose said we’re banned
Comments
I like the touch of spice here Trevor - I sense you are delving into the seamier side of life. If this had been in Tescos would it have drawn attention?
Ray
Trevor I'm struggling to find
Something of worth here to add
But this sort of poem appeals to me
That Waitrose guy, damn, what a cad
There you were minding your business
Enjoying yourself with your girl
When along came old smart-arse 'big Waitrose'
And said get out, go elsewhere for whirl
Now Trevor I do sympathize with you
But despite being so far away
Our Coles man would be more understanding
And only ban us just for one day
We have nice supermarket people here Trevor...?
Menu "Al Tesco" next time?
Naughty but nice...hilarious?
<Deleted User> (9882)
Tue 25th Sep 2018 12:54
well! what a frosty attitude he had then Trev! ?
for all he knew you could have been trying to find a frozen sausage! and/or a frozen toad in the hole! ?
Rose ?
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Don Matthews
Thu 27th Sep 2018 01:06
I'd forgotten how Tesco's do cater
For Brits baser needs (they do yes)
Ray's definitely got a good point here
Try it in there for success ?