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Banned

Some people just don’t understand

My girlfriend’s quite hard to withstand

As I tried to please her

Bent over the freezer

The man at Waitrose said we’re banned

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Don Matthews

Thu 27th Sep 2018 01:06

I'd forgotten how Tesco's do cater
For Brits baser needs (they do yes)
Ray's definitely got a good point here
Try it in there for success ?

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raypool

Wed 26th Sep 2018 20:25

I like the touch of spice here Trevor - I sense you are delving into the seamier side of life. If this had been in Tescos would it have drawn attention?

Ray

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Don Matthews

Wed 26th Sep 2018 14:37

Trevor I'm struggling to find
Something of worth here to add
But this sort of poem appeals to me
That Waitrose guy, damn, what a cad

There you were minding your business
Enjoying yourself with your girl
When along came old smart-arse 'big Waitrose'
And said get out, go elsewhere for whirl

Now Trevor I do sympathize with you
But despite being so far away
Our Coles man would be more understanding
And only ban us just for one day

We have nice supermarket people here Trevor...?



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M.C. Newberry

Tue 25th Sep 2018 17:26

Menu "Al Tesco" next time?

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Taylor Crowshaw

Tue 25th Sep 2018 16:32

Naughty but nice...hilarious?

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Tue 25th Sep 2018 12:54

well! what a frosty attitude he had then Trev! ?

for all he knew you could have been trying to find a frozen sausage! and/or a frozen toad in the hole! ?



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