My wife ordered a cat
from Amazon
the cat came two days later
the box it came in was okay
but the cat itself was damaged
she called the company
and asked about the return policy
customer service told her
she was out of luck
the cat was fully functional
when they shipped it
therefore the cat
could not be returned
besides they said
who would want
a used cat?
I didn't know that Amazon
Sold animals to you
How do they dk deal with
Deal with transit poo?
Your cat's would be quite miniscule
A dribble in the box
But elephants from Amazon?
Shit! boulders, no not rocks
Don't mock me gentle reader
Amazon's power has grown
The next thing they'll be doing
Is sending 'phants on drones
(Watch out for falling boulders...) ?
Amazon customer service actually answered a call? I bow in
deepest respect to your Missus.
When checked for damage, did the cat say "Me...oww!"?
lovely! was it in a gift pack?
Jennife
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Big Sal
Sun 16th Dec 2018 12:14
Well with the right code words and cart of items, you too can order thermite or a Czech flare gun from them!
I'm sure you could find a Russian bride on there too if you threw enough shit together on there.?