I Found A Fiver In The Snow

 

I found a fiver in snow

Well, not in the snow but just below

Two inches deep, but even so

This was my lucky day y’know

I found a fiver in the snow

 

I found a fiver in the snow

 

It wasn’t snow. It was ice though

Which is harder, as you know

I couldn’t, pick it up and go

And so I kicked it, with my toe

It wouldn’t give, but even so

I found a fiver in the snow

 

A fiver is a lot of dough

I found a fiver in the snow

 

It’s finders keepers, don’t you know

I set my ducks up in a row

And bent, to give the ice a blow

I found a fiver in the snow

 

A fiver is a lot of dough

It’s too much money to forgo

I found a fiver in the snow

 

And though I gave a mighty blow

I couldn’t melt the bleedin’ snow

And couldn’t shift it with my toe

But once you start, you can’t let go

I found a fiver in the snow

 

A fiver is a lot of dough

It’s too much money to forgo

And I’m a stubborn so-and-so

I found a fiver in the snow

 

I noticed it was not yellow

And that meant that I could lick the snow

So like an urban Eskimo

In temperatures of five below

I started lapping to-and-fro

I found a fiver in the snow

 

A fiver is a lot of dough

It’s too much money to forgo

And I’m a stubborn so-and-so

So once I start, I won’t let go

I found a fiver in the snow

 

Four hours there, with cheeks aglow

Aches and pains, you don’t wanna know

Aggravated lumbago

Scabby lips… impetigo   

Snow burns and frostbite, but even so

I found a fiver in the snow

 

A fiver is a lot of dough

It’s too much money to forgo

And I’m a stubborn so-and-so

So once I start, I won’t let go

This was my lucky day y’know

I found a fiver in the snow