FLY PIGEON
The pigeon is a miracle of digestion,
like a 747 lands anywhere it can find a space
flaps down to decimate the garden plan
of spring delights.
Like the whale with plankton
the succulent buds it doth consume,
and once re-fuelled, flaps up
its beady flight it doth resume.
For the rest of the year its diet is basic,
then it dreams of long distance and messages carried,
delivering its splats on houses and flats
bringing curses from the mouths of those below.
Knowing its aerial Boeing ways
we pray for diversions and delays.
raypool
Tue 28th May 2019 21:26
Hi Brian. Yes they played a vital part during the war and deserve the respect of hindsight. Thanks.
Stu, I suppose the antipathy mainly comes from their chomping at treasured efforts, a matter of ownership and expectations really. No love is wasted.
David, you ogre you. Thanks for not standing up for them.
Thanks for your input Jon - glad you liked the humour.
Martin, I think you are in the main of like mind with most of us. The ones in my garden wait under the bird feeder to pick up the spoils . Predictable.
Thanks Jennifer. You do have some good stories ! That one takes some working out - a sort of old wives' tale perhaps. I don't know how intelligent the pigeon is but they are a bit limited in manoeuvreability.
Thank you for the likes Keith and Binte.
Ray