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A study in balls

diagonal balls
challenge mathematical definition
the formula for converting defence
into attack;
through balls
might excite, delight,
heighten anticipation of onlookers;
great balls
fire up a roaring crowd,
setting games alight;
long balls
promote long faces and
long discussions in the pub;
short balls
are always a safer option;
dead balls
can be brought to life
by skilful surgery,
cutting through the defensive wall
but
fat balls
are strictly for the birds.

◄ Do Not Bend Forward...

Brrrh! ►

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Dave Carr

Sat 20th Mar 2010 19:30

No - It's bollocks.

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Isobel

Sat 20th Mar 2010 16:42

A lot of the imagery in this poem is sailing right over my head cos I know nothing about sport, much as I love balls. I didn't even get the fat balls until Ann explained it to me. I'd love to say your poem is bollocks but it sounds rather good and funny, very very funny.

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John Coopey

Fri 19th Mar 2010 23:00

Dave
I thought I'd the monopoly on writing a loada balls!
Very good - keep posting.

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Dave Carr

Fri 19th Mar 2010 20:56

Football - the beautiful game.
I take it Ann that you are not an afficianado (football, rugby or cricket). I'll save my poem about the offside rule for another time.

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Ann Foxglove

Fri 19th Mar 2010 18:19

The "fat-balls thing" is the only bit I DO get!!! Little birdies in the garden eat fat balls. And they don't like football either! (As far as I know . . . ) Forgive me, but is it football or rugby of which you speak?

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Ray Miller

Fri 19th Mar 2010 18:01

Loved it, football + poetry = ecstasy.I have to admit, I don't get the fat balls thing. You could maybe have done summat with dropped balls.

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Greg Freeman

Fri 19th Mar 2010 17:37

I'm sure you're looking forward to the World Cup, Ann! Great football poem, Dave. But what about the sad end of goldenballs?

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Ann Foxglove

Fri 19th Mar 2010 17:25

The bleedin' football season never finishes does it?

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Dave Carr

Fri 19th Mar 2010 17:23

Hold on. The football season hasn't finished yet.

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Ann Foxglove

Fri 19th Mar 2010 17:01

Hmmmm the cricket season has begun already?

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