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Banana Republican
Banana Republican
He’s totally bananas
He’s cowardly custard
He nods like a daffodil
His views are all mustard
He thinks he’s a dandy lion
He’s a long streak of piss
Frail as a buttercup
With acute jaundice
He smells of hell’s sulphur
His hair is fake blonde
And he looks like old weeds
That died in a pond
He tweets like a canary
That’s ...
Thursday 4th June 2020 2:18 pm
Mephistopheles.
I'm sitting in purgatory
A deserving end
To my shitty story
You think you know who I am
But you don't know what I've done
Some call me the devil
Some call me his forgotten son
I'll take your heart at the start
And say you have mine
Once you realize I'm empty
I'll leave you all alone, crying
I've done a thing or two
That I can't say I regret
I'll dig into your memories
Make it i...
Wednesday 31st January 2018 2:23 pm
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