Jihad, jihad, toil and trouble!

In the cause of public safety

Honest Bobprick’s banned that word;

The Met Plod’s also banned a road,

The road in question being “The Struggle”,

Or, as it’s known in Palestine,

The “Jihad”, yes, wot broke my gearbox!

That ain’t no amble for this old crock,

Ban it now, that darned Jihad!

Jihad! Struggle! Jihad! Struggle!

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