MAGA (Remove filter)
Allowance or 'Dim Don Junior'
You don’t need much brains to share a tweet
(Tech Bros will help you if you can’t).
Just flash up vile messages on your screen
And give them a big MAGA slant.
Insult a battered country and its chief,
Say that his time is almost up,
And inform him that all future funding
Will be dropped in a paper cup.
Here’s what the tweet said, in more precise terms:
Ukraine’s...
Thursday 14th November 2024 8:36 pm
The Sequel (Sonnet)
T2 will be an egocentric Déjà vu
T2 will bring back the hullabaloo
T2 will be the worst-ever S.N.A.F.U.
T2 will guarantee vindictive chaos ensues
T2 will be no ‘nice to be back, how-do-you-do’
T2 will bring back the world's horribilis hairdo
Don’t be a Muslim, Hindu, or Jew
Don’t say you’re a boy once named Sue
Don’t say you’re a migrant from Xanadu
Don’t say you’r...
Wednesday 6th November 2024 9:51 am
The Sequel
T2 will be an egocentric Déjà vu
T2 will bring back the hullabaloo
T2 will be the worst ever S.N.A.F.U.
T2 will guarantee vindictive chaos ensues
T2 will be no ‘nice to be back, how-do-you-do’
T2 will bring back the world's horribilis hairdo
Don’t be a Muslim, Hindu, or Jew
Don’t say you’re a boy once named Sue
Don’t say you’re a migrant from Xanadu
Don’t say you’r...
Tuesday 19th March 2024 2:20 pm
Impeachment
(Up to August 2023, there have been SIX evidence-free attempts in the US to impeach President Biden. Each time Donald Trump is accused of a crime, his friends call for the impeachment of the prosecutor. Where will it all end?)
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
All those who govern, judge or teach.
Impeach the man, impeach the boy,
The redwood tree, the cuddly toy.
...
Thursday 24th August 2023 4:53 pm
The MAGA Hat is Dead
Hey you!
Yeah you with the MAGA hat
You’re like the filth of a rat
You’ve got the brain of a gnat
You pledge allegiance to a swine—
—that’s 45
You fall in line
I think you’ve been misled
by that inbred chucklehead
So let’s go overdrive
Swap that hat for a hive
I think you need some stings
I think you need to hurt
All the states that were swings are going to leave you in the ...
Thursday 30th July 2020 6:11 pm
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