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Speaking as a fundamental full blown heterosexual....

In a bar in Spain met a geriatric gay couple
Camper than camping, & far from supple 
With two straight dogs n a dodgy heart
Busted sphincter, never heard his fart
 
A few more coconut flavored drinks
My curiosity grows, & shyness shrinks
I enquire about what their sort did in bed
He turn...

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