The good folk of the North-East UK

will surely be delighted to learn today

that thirty-four per cent of their children,

the victims of that corrupt brethren,

are living in poverty because Stockton’s “a shithole”,

in a country ruined by complete arseholes;

their mission’s complete, they’re finally there,

with their wealth and their health, saying “sod your nightmare”,

it’s ...

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