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WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
That August day
made me pray
for MERCY!
My head was pounding
like a woodpecker on
a metal roof
Could hardly see
my eyes were strabismic
I reached...
in my disarranged
medicene cabinet
in my dim
bathroom
pulled out the first
pill box
my quavering hands touched
I squinted my confused eyes
to examine the fine print
...Wednesday 6th September 2017 4:02 am
This time there was snot.
I am blessed with loving family and friends,
Who've given me things like memories and teddy bears.
They've also given things to be enjoyed for a time,
Like pretty flowers and chocolates divine....
But none of them have ever given me that which my dog did,
A dead rat and a coughing fit.
She dropped the prize at my feet, I bent down to study it,
And she licked my face, oh s...
Wednesday 1st February 2017 5:23 am
OH TO THE...
Oh to the sparkle ball
it calls for such beauty
Gown to the ground
rhinestones galore
Loveliness for sure
Prepare the face
to match the gown
Soon I'm wearing a frown
Pink sparkle eye shadow
became the enemy
My lid took offense
and prepared for defense
by developing a chalazion
---
Oh to the chalazion
so stubborn and at home
on my lid she sits
So p...
Tuesday 24th January 2017 7:25 am
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