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Jeopardy

Jeopardy 
 
Standing there silently
Just having a wee
Staring at the wall
‘Cos there's nothing to see
 
Just wiggling it about
To alter the stream
Peace and tranquility
Is not what it seems
 
There’s ying and yang 
And other forces at play
The imps are at work
Set to ruin your day
 
It starts at that moment
When the bladders half empty
Half ...

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ComedyToiletBawdy humour

Put It Away

Put It Away
 
The time is upon us
When the sun comes out
Inhibitions change
Of that, there's no doubt
 
Like the flick of a switch
Deep inside the brain
When the weather moves
To sun from the rain
 
It affects everyone
From the fit to the fat
Questions respectability
Can't comprehend that
 
The men and women
Are both equally bad
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comedysunshinesummer

Writer's Block

Need to get started
Got so much to write
Put pen to paper
Just keep writing shite
I've tried all the tricks
Walked round the room
Made a cup of tea
No va-va-va-voom
Still sitting here now 
Not sure what to do
Stuck for ideas
Not a fucking clue
Oh, hang on a mo
One has come in now
Nope Wonderstuff lyrics
"The size of a cow"
I'm trying too hard
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