Believe it right now as in the future you ought to

Jesus' dad through a flying sourcer  

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That's not a mammoth it's a hairy elephant

You said you'd clone me one that's not what I meant

That's not a spliff it's a synthetic chemical

Should I still smoke it?

Thats ecumenical!

I wanted some drugs that's not how I ordered 'em

Cheap skagg in a tinny ain't really laudanum

If you can move when You're still you don't need a pill

If you're still when you move you bel...

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This most sublime zen dew

Smoothes the cogs of my mind

With smiley goodness 

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Massive morose

Soggy cornflakes sadness 

A machine gunned dinosaur 

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I found the hubcap

From the wheel of karma stole

By youth discarded

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Looked up saw them twinkling

Slept , woke, heard the beaks ring

Seemed the stars turned to birds overnight

The sleep slog bog bubbles on top

In oxygen dreams that take flight 

In a dream you float up

From dmt flux

To arrive in the rite of daylight 

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I woke this morning and got out of bed

Was talking to myself but didn't hear what I said

Put on my shoes and walked out the door

Woke up again this time for sure

I walked my dog to a place I know

We just sat there while the grass watched us grow

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What do you care for a Victorian ideal?

A run a play a hearty meal

Not eyes too big they cannot close

Or cannot breath for your pugged up nose

Skull too small for your own brain

Dogs will sadly hide their pain

Ancestry heralds fathoms back

Time after time gene shuffled pack

Man made deal with ancient wolf

The lead between them now's the gulf

Wolf became a myriad ...

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He's a Tory elf

Can't be doing it for his self

A bigger picture part of something else

Gets all his culture from the top shelf

Just 'cause his politics and eyes are blue

Don't mean he don't give a shit about you

He'll gladly give away a third of his wealth

But if you say he must he say "go fuck yourself "

He's a Tory elf...

Just 'cause he hangs out in the ...

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Stole the cross from his eyes 

Stole the words from his lies

Stole the snort when she laughed

Stole the ginning from his graft

Stole the loss of his bottle 

Stole the stop from her glottal

Stole the dirt out his dig

Left the big in his wig

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I've got something to say and I'm not being snide

It's that jazz don't work in the countryside

I've listened to Be Bop I really tried 

But jazz don't work in the countryside

Will it work at night?

Try if you might

But jazz don't work if the moors are in sight

When I'm city catered with the sophisticated

Jazz sounds good but it needs updated

An augmented 4th put...

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Cultured from someones toes

You can tell when it hits your nose

To obtain this chi's a weez

Can you feel it in your knees?

Galaxy of Edam swirls in red

Edible pastic like you said

Stilton's mini monster mites

Makes me feel like a God

Never gives me a fright

Name your cheese and I'll tell you more 

Unless it's a bore son

This cheese I abhor

Wh...

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I skedaddled off along the path

Till the path itself skedaddled

I found that knees up mother brown

Was the only way to travel

So knees up mother brown I went

Over Fraggle hairdo grasses

Moore bones snappled underfoot

Scrumpching with my passage

There at once I found the path

A miniature salvation

I vowed right then when I got home

I'd end procrastinations

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Is this reality or is there something I misconstrue?

He ain't talking to me and he ain't talking to you

Who ever he's talking to he seems to get through

Maybe cause he's got that radioactive Cheesy Puff hue

He's an octave of stupid that's higher than clever

All the Democrats figure they just got to weather

Don't know why he's gold Shouldn't be silver, bronze or pewter

See...

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We're going round the wrekin with Jordan Peterson

Could get there in a minute but it'll probly take us ten

We're going round the wrekin with Jordan Peterson

Listened to on YouTube by more than a million and then...

Oh I O he's saying something that's brand new

Oh I O it's something you already knew

Gives young men some meat and muster

Talks more than a filibuster

...

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I know you don't like it but it seems right to me

So I'm gunna pick a fight with the MOD

I used to call it the MOA

If you give a shit you know why straight away

My only hope for MI6 my only hope at all

Is that James Bond is real and has a crystal ball

If there's one thing we learnt from Nuremburg

It's know What your doing when you run with the herd

Self accounting is t...

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He cried a single tear of indifference

It meant as much to him

As that solitary drop of urine

That fell down his inner leg that morning

But what was all this to him?

He didn't care!

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Some people like money 'cause it's numerical clout

Others prefer music as it's numbers fleshing out!

They say that money trickles down from the top one percent

Then why do I have to pay back seven times what they lent?

Most people like money but some take it much to far

Like buggering to death the man that wanted the gold dinar

Money can do some funny things, be ma...

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Is there something from a dead cow that gives some kind of power?

Something more than protein from nuts beans and flower?

Something more nutritious than bacons sweet aroma

If its just for the taste then I can not condone ya

Is there some fine energy or kei or chi or prana

That validates the animals death and balances the karma?

Either carnivores` satisfaction is illusory and crul...

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There's a bloke called who John lives next door but one

He's not Don Juan or Don Juan but one 

He's just John

He turned up in his dungarees

He fixed the shed but charged no fees

Though this poem is mere smidgens

I'm only just mentioning he used to own pigeons

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Me thinks it strange

When the sadness welling in mine eye

Transmutes the very light...

Into celestial two-by-fours

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Me thinks it strange 

Whence mine hunger seems 

To sound of snarling laser beams 

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Flying saucers don't like Nazis

Nazis don't get to those sort of parties 

Nazis don't know where the heart of the art is

So why the fuck would Flying saucers like Nazis?

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