MARK OF THE DEVIL
There is a new endangered species
No dissent is the road we embark
The mourning of the greatest punctuation
The tragic death of the question mark
Friday 18th December 2020 7:13 pm
QUICK PICK
The fastest object in the universe
The speed of light is what the experts claim
At 186 thousand miles per second
Wouldn't the speed of darkness be the same
Friday 11th December 2020 9:39 pm
DOUBLE-SPEAK
Just a year ago the media was all upset about bullying
Lots of finger pointing and blaming
But now, they're pushing hard the covid rules
They claim not bullying, it's shaming
Friday 4th December 2020 8:38 pm
OFF THE CLOCK
There are so many people unemployed
They say they would work if the could
But, the great thing about being unemployed
Is that the hours are so good
Friday 20th November 2020 9:18 pm
FINAL NOTICE
Your attorney has drawn up your last testament
Shock on your face when you get the bill
A word to the wise
Only God can fully grant free will
Friday 13th November 2020 8:30 pm
WORLD COURT ORDER
The earth is in complete control
Despite the mischief that humans may cause
The laws of nature would never relinquish
Man's ability to amend said laws
Friday 30th October 2020 7:52 pm
PICTURE SHOW
Be very careful with the images on television
For your eyes may believe what it sees
So avoid the visions of others
And let your mind see what it believes
Friday 23rd October 2020 8:40 pm
I THINK, I HEAR
Most people speak when they should be listening
More thought should be promoted
Better that your silence be misinterpreted
Then for you to be misquoted
Thursday 15th October 2020 11:23 pm
MIND SET MATCH
Men and women are truly opposites
It's amazing that relationships last
Since women look for men with a future
Men are looking for women with a past
Thursday 8th October 2020 11:29 pm
AN ARMY OF TONGUE
There is a group of dangerous people here
And they strategically use their forces
No guns or knifes or physical weaponry
They call themselves anonymous sources
Friday 2nd October 2020 12:32 am
JAIL BAIT
The excitement for the young to be involved in a protest
With the belief that all these causes seem to make sense
Just remember to think of your future
Because good jobs are rare with a felony offense
Friday 25th September 2020 7:17 pm
JUST APPEARED
There are many mysteries and questions about the Bible
It's hard to know where to begin
Starting with the pictures of Adam and Eve
Why have belly buttons drawn in
Thursday 17th September 2020 11:56 pm
UP THE HINDSIGHT
It's the campaign of could of, would of, should of
As the pundits get their knifes out for carving
While we are left to digest all this food for thought
Which leaves us all intellectually starving
Thursday 10th September 2020 7:01 pm
THE NUMBER 2 COMBO
I have the same faith with the medical experts
Forecasting what the virus death toll will be
As in, if fortune cookies could actually predict the future
You would certainly not receive them for free
Friday 4th September 2020 9:07 pm
THE CONGESTED NARROW PATH
I like to keep matters in perspective
Avoid the news is how it's done
I prefer using a straw to drink a beverage
Not perceiving the world through one
Thursday 27th August 2020 9:41 pm
CLOUDY FIGURES
There are 5000 times more fish than people
More ocean than land would be the reason why
But then again there should be 70 times more birds
Since neither compare to the amount of sky
Friday 21st August 2020 9:16 pm
EYE CARE
Note to the rioters and looters
Though justice maybe blind
All the law abiding citizens
Call all see you just fine
Friday 14th August 2020 3:19 am
CONVENIENCE STORE
The freedom of speech, assembly, and dissent
On the surface seems we are all in agreement
In reality, there is far too many people
Who are only believers when it's convenient
Friday 7th August 2020 12:37 am
THE WRITE STUFF
A new look for the social media giants
Censorship is now their yearning
What we called that years ago
Was an old-fashioned book burning
Thursday 30th July 2020 9:33 pm
NO FIX IN TIME
Necessity is the mother of invention
That is how entrepreneurs were handsomely paid
But when it comes to social political problems
Perpetuating the woes is where the money is made
Friday 24th July 2020 12:24 am
LAST LAUGH
Add the species comedian to the endangered species list
For their offending words must be silenced
And even the phrase punchline
Is now considered an act of violence
Monday 13th July 2020 11:43 pm
1984
The virus does not frighten me
Because sooner or later people will be fine
But the one thing that scares the hell out of me
Is how willing we were able to fall in line
Friday 3rd July 2020 3:24 am
IS 90 DEGREES TOO HOT
Discussing the idea of a parallel universe
Is often intriguing and really kind of fun
But what really elicits my interest
Is the idea there's a perpendicular one
Friday 26th June 2020 3:30 am
THE BILL OF MIGHTS
Our founding fathers were great forward thinkers
They realized that a representative government was strong and sound
And that a true democracy was nothing more than mob rule
Which will eventually rear it's ugly head only to tear things down
Thursday 18th June 2020 11:33 pm
LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP
So we have built this great society
Now normally sending a message is who we are
But the tragedy is that we realized too late
That going to far is when you went to far
Saturday 13th June 2020 12:29 am
GOOD COP BAD COP
Whenever there is an unjust tragedy or event
A peaceful protest is something you can believe in
But sadly you realize is has nothing to do with justice
But, has everything to do with just getting even
Friday 5th June 2020 3:36 am
THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE
What this pandemic has done to the world
By shaking people's confidence and dulling senses
Has inadvertently led us into that awful rule
The law of unintentional consequences
Friday 29th May 2020 3:29 am
TICK TOCK
The most precious commodity in the world is time
As you grow older this gets easier to admit
So young people please don't go to your grave
Realizing you've spent colossal amounts wasting it
Thursday 21st May 2020 11:41 pm
YOU PICK
I really don't like having to make decisions
Because whatever I do, I seem to lose
And even if I choose not to decide
I'm still being forced to choose
Thursday 14th May 2020 11:27 pm
CONTROLLED CHAOS
I am pretty much a laid back kind of guy
Even keeled and doing well
But I'd have to say I think I'm more like a duck
Calm on the surface but actually, paddling like hell
Friday 8th May 2020 3:27 am
SLIGHT DELAY
The speed of light is considerably faster than the speed of sound
That's just one of nature's great mystique
So when you meet a person who appears to be bright
Wait until they actually speak
Thursday 30th April 2020 11:40 pm
SOME DATE
Once this virus is over there is going to be change
There will be rules implemented to keep you from harm
No handshakes, hugs, kissing, or close contact
Which is quite reminiscent of my junior prom
Thursday 23rd April 2020 7:05 pm
A LITTLE ADVANTAGE
Being of small stature I had to be much smarter
Many arguments and disagreements I had to quell
Because finding myself in a fair fight
Means I really didn't plan it very well
Thursday 16th April 2020 10:04 pm
NO ILL WILL
I feel bad for people who are using online dating
It's impossible now to meet for coffee or tea
Who cares if you like hiking, biking, or walking on a beach
Your main attribute is being virus free
Thursday 9th April 2020 10:43 pm
401-K9
Approximately 1 million dogs in the US are named as heirs
Inheriting millions after their owners pass away
Now it does seem a bit ironic
Since dogs rest in peace every day
Friday 3rd April 2020 12:38 am
MASKING THE TRUTH
Unfortunately, I have come to the conclusion
That the human race has come to terms
That we forced ourself to this sterile life
And now are prisoners to the smallest germs
Thursday 26th March 2020 8:13 pm
LITTLE PERSONAL
Over 37 trillion cells in the human body
Being served to us on a great DNA platter
Sperm cells are the smallest of these guys
Fortunately size doesn't matter
Thursday 19th March 2020 11:57 pm
HALF FULL
There should be just two countries in the world
One for us optimist, dreamers, and strivers to do well
And a much larger one is needed for pessimists and Debby downers
Because doom and gloom is much easier to sell
Friday 13th March 2020 2:51 am
PENCIL ME IN
Douglas MacArthur: Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword
Never encountered an automatic weapon
True but, don't ever underestimate the carnage
From the hand with a pen at its beckon
Thursday 5th March 2020 9:54 pm
LUV IT
Another of my hobbies is playing tennis
And I realized that's the opposite of writing rhymes
Because some of my best poems
Come from aiming outside the lines
Thursday 27th February 2020 7:04 pm
OH, THAT GUY
I have a friend who originally did not care for me
I guess I was judged like the cover of a book
It's amazing what can be found
When checking out where you least want to look
Thursday 20th February 2020 9:14 pm
I'M TOAST
They make all kinds of days out there
Some days my ideas are better than sliced bread
But those days are considerably overshadowed
By the days when even forward, is to far ahead
Thursday 13th February 2020 11:50 pm
GREECE SPOT
The word oxymoron is a oxymoron in itself
From Ancient Greece where language skills are strong
The word oxy meaning sharp and moron meaning stupid
Making the use of that word, rightly wrong
Thursday 6th February 2020 11:50 pm
FORGET ABOUT IT
When you remember a past event
The actual event you do not recall
Your brain is remembering the last time you remembered it
So perhaps it never happened at all
Thursday 30th January 2020 7:49 pm
THE EASE OF SLEAZE
The political times have changed quite a bit
With phone cameras capturing an interesting view
There once was a great value in who you know
But now, it's what you know about who
Friday 24th January 2020 7:47 pm
TAKE A STAB AT IT
The famous line from the play Julius Caesar, "And you, Brutus"
Shakespeare wrote for emotion and stark
What Julius Caesar actually said was, "You to, my child"
Followed by Oh, now that's going to leave a mark
Friday 17th January 2020 3:22 am
TIME FOR NOTHING
In 2009 Stephen Hawkin held a reception for time travelers
He made sure that nobody else knew a thing
Sadly no time travelers showed up
They probably just didn't know what to bring
Thursday 9th January 2020 11:51 pm
DRESSED TO KILL
A British lawyer wearing a kimono armed with a bat
Claimed he killed a fox that was on the loose
Now that does seem a bit strange to me
Since kimono wearers normally bludgeon deer, elk, and moose
Friday 3rd January 2020 6:57 pm
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