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Drunken Monk

On hearing a story about 'Auto-Brewery Syndrome ( ABS) 

 

There once lived

An incontinent monk

He never drinks

But still

He gets drunk

The doctors

Were flummoxed

For he

Brews beer

In his

Stomach

Now they

All want

To squeeze out

His trunks!

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