On hearing a story about 'Auto-Brewery Syndrome ( ABS) 

There once lived

An incontinent monk

He never drinks

But still

He gets drunk

The doctors

Were flummoxed

For he

Brews beer

In his

Stomach

Now they

All want

To squeeze out

His trunks!

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Girl- We're on a date

         You arrived late

          And look at the state 

         Of You

Guy- I'm 20 years older

         I should have told ya

         But you were kinda 

         Sold on

        My Soldier stories

       I know you're going beserk

       But.....

      Maybe we can still make this work

Girl- What was he thinking?

         My h...

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