The Good the Bad & the Turkey
Here comes Xmas to fill us all full of cheer
A delightful time of peace joy and celebration
Spend spend spend like there is no tomorrow
There’s a consumer jamboree across the nation
Christmas has got nothing to do with religion
Hey Santa - lead us not into temptation
Have a thought for those less fortunate than you
For whom the festive season will cause frustration
Children...
Wednesday 10th December 2014 10:54 am
Blue November Blue
Summer's come and gone just like a dream
Where’s the sunshine now for crying out loud
There has got to be some kind of reason
Why my head is floating high in the cloud
I don’t know what to say
Got no words anyway
I know this much is true
Blue November Blue
Nothing much we can do
Blue November Blue
I remember kicking up the autumn leaves
And strolling with you in a cool refreshing bre...
Saturday 8th November 2014 11:20 am
Halloween On Fire
I arose from the crypt on Friday October 31
Gazed into the mirror - nothing stared back at me
For a vampire on the loose there is a lot at stake
I am totally bewitched as far as I can see
It’s alright to dress up like the devil to frighten folk
It’s okay on the ghostly streets - in fact it’s a howl
Hammer on doors, play the fool, trick or treat
Pumpkins light the way o...
Thursday 30th October 2014 3:52 pm
Look At The Trees
‘Look at the trees’ she cried,
Kicking up the autumn leaves,
Embrace us in your comforting branches,
Enthrall us with a kaleidoscope of colours,
Engulf us with your sweet perfume,
Delight us with your grace and beauty,
Beguile us with your style and charm,
Caress us with a bouquet of blossoms
Let us forever bloom in your wondrous garden.
Suddenly a sea of swirling mist closes in
...
Monday 13th October 2014 8:45 pm
Ice Ice Baby
Hey good people what’s going down
Iced water is flowing all over town
Everybody tells me it’s just a craze
It’s got me in a complete daze
Why haven’t I yet been nominated?
I am becoming increasingly frustrated
Cold and soaking wet is the way to go
You too can be the star of the show
When am I going to make a splash
And be relieved of a load of cash
Could it be my lucky day maybe?
Bring ...
Monday 25th August 2014 10:22 am
Heaven Help Us (Robin Williams R.I.P.)
Happy days when he hit the screens
The Fonz was freaking on out
Then he blew us away as the alien Mork
He made us scream and shout
Are you ready to laugh for crying out loud
Are you yelling at the top of your voice
This dude is fucking hilarious
You sure as hell don’t got no choice
When he did stand up we all fell down
Cause he touched us deep inside
Good Morning...
Wednesday 13th August 2014 12:55 pm
Here Comes The Summer
I have had enough of cloudy skies
Just can’t take another rainy day
I am being blown down the street
By a wild wild wild wind in May
The seasons come and they go
Give me the sun on my back I pray
The weather girl is all aglow
There is nothing more to say
Here comes the summer
June is all aflame in a blazing sky
My garden is full of blooming roses
Everyone I me...
Thursday 5th June 2014 3:28 pm
Pearl
She is a rare vision of beauty
An exceptional elusive find
A gem of unique perfection
Natural and one of a kind
The world is her oyster
She is no ordinary girl
The jewel in my crown
She is as pure as a pearl
Saturday 24th May 2014 11:57 am
Eminem Ain't Amused
Eminen he sure as hell ain’t amused
The queen of England gets to choose
Who gets to perform win or lose
Mam you got me crawling on my knees
Let me be your shining knight please
You gotta be joking you are just a tease
Your majesty you got me on the rack
Sweat like a river is running down my back
Man I am having a shear heart attack
I ain’t gonna bow down it’s true
...Friday 9th May 2014 12:33 pm
Easter All Rapped Up
Thank god it’s Good Friday - come what may
Just don’t expect me to kneel and pray
I’m a doubting Thomas - a non believer
A lapsed catholic with cabin fever
If you are of a religious persuasion
Elevate yourself - rise to the occasion
Hallelujah praise the lord
Jesus loves you - climb on board
Crucify yourself - make that connection
Check it out right now - here comes the ...
Thursday 17th April 2014 9:38 am
Squeeze My Lemon
It’s Tuesday March 4th - what do you have to say
I say ‘Pancake, flapjack, crepe suzette okay’,
The kids are all right - what’s for tea tonight
Pancakes by the dozen – hip hip hurray,
Get into that kitchen and get out your pan
Don’t protest and don’t ask why,
Crack some eggs and sieve some flour
Because daddy is a very hungry guy,
Toss those pancakes high in the air
Flip...
Wednesday 5th March 2014 2:25 pm
Love Is Killing Me
Love is killing me
It’s taken over my life
Love is killing me
And it cuts like a knife
My heart it aches and bleeds
I am more dead than alive
I can’t eat and I can’t sleep
No matter how hard I strive
Love is killing me
And I can’t breathe
Love is killing me
But I can’t leave
My eyes are wide open
But I am too blind to see
That this war of words
...Friday 21st February 2014 1:09 pm
Miss You Everyday
Miss you everyday in every kind of way,
It is too much for my heart to take,
Why oh why did me you have to forsake,
If only we could have found a compromise,
It was inevitable I suppose and no surprise,
Nothing more for us to say,
As the ghosts to rest we lay,
Miss you everyday,
I thought we had it all as I walked tall,
With you always standing by my side,
I...
Sunday 5th January 2014 2:48 pm
Two Zero One Four
December is fast running out of steam
Whatever happened to the year 2013
The hours pass slowly and the days crawl
Weeks and months relentlessly they fly by
Time waits for no man and marches boldly on
No time for regrets – live and let die
It’s too late for woulda coulda shoulda
The wishing well is empty and bone dry
Seconds tick away as the clock counts down
Midnight str...
Wednesday 1st January 2014 9:36 am
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