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Paul F Blackburn

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Beat Poetry Generator

OK we've failed on 'change one letter' and "Scrabble" so let’s try this.

I’ll start off with a phrase. The next person to play needs to post a phrase which begins with the end of my phrase. For instance, if the first player says "king of the hill", then the second player might say "Hill Street Blues", the third player ”Blue water leisure centre” and so on.

You should use part of the previous persons phrase to start yours e.g. you could follow ‘king of the hill’ with ‘the hills are alive’.

Your phrase shouldn't begin with anything other than what the player just before you added.

You may change the ending of the previous phrase from plural to singular or vice versa, if you desire. You can also use homonyms and puns. For instance, if the player before you picks a phrase that ends in "accountancy", you might say "sea salt". If you have been left in a tough spot you will get some latitude.

Please don’t try to think about the whole thing just think about your phrase.

OK let’s go!

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 04:58 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Let's make love

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 04:59 pm

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Love is all you need

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 06:00 pm

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Need you like a hole in the head

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 06:06 pm

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heads you win

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 07:40 pm

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Win some lose some.

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 08:27 pm

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Some day....my prince will come

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 10:09 pm

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Come hell or high water

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 10:43 pm

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Water is the driving force of all nature.

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 02:08 am

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Nature or Nurture.

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 01:24 pm

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Nurture your mind, body, and soul.

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 04:38 pm

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Soul long and thanks for all the fish.

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 05:22 pm

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Fish... or is that a red herring?

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 06:24 pm

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In God we trust.

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 07:17 pm

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Are we allowed to say how brilliant we think that last link was?

Stone me!

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 07:44 pm

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Trust that the path may lead you somewhere...

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 08:20 pm

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I don't think you can have that one Francine - John was last with Stone Me!

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 08:23 pm

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Me thinks I can - therefore I will ; )

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 08:28 pm

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Aaah, anarchy already...Paul will implode.

llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

: )

Jx

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 09:05 pm

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Implodes elfstacks goblinks boggartips

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 09:46 pm

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Eh? How does that follow the 'rules'?

Surely you mean ...'chimp lodes elfstacks goblinks boggartips'?

Otherwise it makes no sense at all.

: )

Jx

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 10:12 pm

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Mornington Crescent

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 10:32 pm

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Now you see what I was up against Paul with change a letter! (Actually I know that you knew it all along lol) and actually there is a way to progress the 'change a letter thread nicely but now I feel like I am hijacking YOUR thread... sorry.

my entry -

Will he or wont he?

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 10:50 pm

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Run that one past me again...how does that fulfill any of the criteria for a correct entry?

It's just one rule for you and loads for the rest of us....and you don't even obey your own rules.

Hmmmmph.

Here's Johnny!

(Which, as I understand it, is a perfectly acceptable and rule following interjection...unlike your own!)

: )

Jxxx

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 10:57 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Excellent - bubbling nicely

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 11:40 pm

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Lying bastard.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 08:13 am

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Paul F Blackburn

You don't know me Mr Aikman so how can you comment on my reaction and in such an abusive manner?

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 08:36 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Manner from heaven, dew from the Dewey Decimal System

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 08:52 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Bastard grinds alone.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 08:53 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Alone in a sea of teletubbies

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 08:54 am

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Tubby or not tubby? that is the question ....

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 08:56 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Teletubbies supoenaed by senate

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 08:58 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Question for the house, does it tickle when people move around from room to room?

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 08:59 am

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(I'm lost - everyone is breaking the rules and I'm such a law abider... Aren't we supposed to restrict it to 13 words Mr Blackburn? Can someone please tell me what we are now ending on/starting with so I can think up a brilliant phrase only to be pipped - love the tubby or not tubby by the way - though I didn't get it immediately!)

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:07 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Immediately is sooner than later.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:10 am

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Room for doubt or with uncertain view.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:12 am

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Later came my comment which now doesn't make sense.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:13 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

View the pew, Mrs Carrew, then kowtow the plough.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:14 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

sense o' mystery exuded by the puzzled munchkin

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:15 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

plough personalized by sticking on pretzels

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:17 am

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kin think you are talking about calling me a munchkin...I'll beat you with a toadstool!

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:17 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

toadstools terminate their contract with dandelions

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:20 am

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Stools for schools - (Alternative words for OFSTED)

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:21 am

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OFSTED ofinger bowls when a good scrub in a sink would be more appropriate

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:24 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

appropriate with the proper docket or leave my mobster lobster alone

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:26 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

alone wolf is better than a few tufts

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:27 am

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Paul, I think you missed the plot back there. I used the last two letters of the previous post to make a phrase....I thought that was the point of the excercise. You, on the other hand, had not. Also, look out for : ) they are nice things.

Schools of thought.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:27 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

tuft talking now but when you're alone I bet you whimper like a foregone conclusion

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:28 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

thought bought a beret that did not fit its inclination

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:30 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

inclination is but another word for gradient, an ingredient of topography

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:31 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

'topography of the morning to you,' said the Leprechaun using his quadrant like a space hopper

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:32 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Hopper' My Thumb and Silo my index finger

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:36 am

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oppers (french) are a poor substitute for mothers

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:37 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

mothers bunched together beneath the hooha tree, each releasing a solitary bee

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:41 am

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Bees of no feather swarm together

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:42 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

together we collapse but individually we are portions

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:44 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

portion distortion is a strike against elongation

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:44 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Elongation is on parole after serving a considerable stretch for illegal hair extension

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:48 am

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ions give you nasty burns - learn to love the unironed

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:48 am

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unironed went his ironic irrigation

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:51 am

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shun the frumious bandersnatch

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:11 am

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One of the rules is (or was) - "What counts as an acceptable phrase is up to me. It need not be terribly common, but it should be something that other people have heard before." !

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:16 am

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You tell em Win - that Dave B is such a minx. Ending a phrase with snatch is just asking for trouble...

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:22 am

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Hi Winston, JABBERWOCKY (Lewis Carroll) will have been heard before by many.

Rules do have their uses but they are terrible tyrants

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:23 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Jabberwocky frocky horror show

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:30 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Bandersnatch dix points, UK nils.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:31 am

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show, show, quick, quick, show

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:44 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

show time the door and live in the monument

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:47 am

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mental jim plastics

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:50 am

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sticks and stones will break my bones but not recognising Jabberwocky won't hurt me (I didn't see it either Win cos nonsense poetry doesn't ring my bell but I'm just daft so I go with the inane flow)

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:57 am

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Flow, Flow, quick quick....flow.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:59 am

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flow a dog a bone and he will come home x

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 11:00 am

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Oh my love for the first time in my life, my mind is wide open (Lennon)

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 11:24 am

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open doors lead to draughty rooms OR pen your own lyrics

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 11:51 am

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darren thomas

roomster wanted - apply within

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 12:02 pm

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<Deleted User> (7790)

within donuts lies The Jam doing a Country & Western version of Eaton Rifles

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 12:44 pm

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lest we forget

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 12:49 pm

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forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair (Kahlil Gibran)

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 01:01 pm

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hair today, gone tomorrow...

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 01:10 pm

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row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 01:27 pm

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<Deleted User> (7164)

Streaming, screaming whipper-snapper frogs.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 01:58 pm

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Frogs ripple in the wind tunnel.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 05:31 pm

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(you must be psychic - every time I come to post a comment, you beat me to it - mine was the OG definition - french auto suspension toilet covered in shite)

I'll go with TUNNEL though

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 05:37 pm

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Tunnel vision is not good either way...

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 05:40 pm

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Oh yes, I am psychic. Somebody's about to ring you... they own a dog.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 05:44 pm

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<Deleted User> (7790)

way-ne rooney was turned into a pillock of salt when he turned back to look at the goal post.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 05:48 pm

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Post natal depression occurs when your stomach is vacated and your rib cage freed - it resembles a sponge cake with no rising agent - or one of my meringues/yorkshire puds/souffles. For the purpose of this exercise and to make it easier for Win you can take VACATED as my last word.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 06:42 pm

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VACATED on the grounds of insanity.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 09:43 pm

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nitty gritty. head lice aren't nice

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:36 pm

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nice and easy does it, every time.

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:48 pm

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'Time for bed' said Zeberdee, boing, boing...

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 11:47 pm

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Boeing. As plane as a pikstaff

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 12:55 am

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Staff? You just can't get the staff these days!

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 11:17 am

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These days, I mostly eating crow

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 11:33 am

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Crow crow crow your boat gently down the stream

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 12:08 pm

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Streamweaver

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 12:13 pm

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eaver way offences can be a trial

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 12:20 pm

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trials and tribulations!

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 12:22 pm

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ions, old ions, any any old ions

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 12:24 pm

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ions in the fire

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 12:26 pm

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Fire! Oooh, not very friendly.

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 01:27 pm

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Friendly fiefdom for sale, produces mail-order mastic from distressed, pig-routed nut cases.

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 01:35 pm

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<Deleted User> (7164)

Nut cases contain kernels of wisdom

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 01:42 pm

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Dominatrix wanted.

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 02:09 pm

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Sorry John - is this part of the thread or your own personal message?

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 02:19 pm

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message in a bottle

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 02:24 pm

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bottle of wine, fruit of the vine,
when you gonna let me get sober

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 04:44 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Baring all for you

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 04:57 pm

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few and far between

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 05:19 pm

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'Baring all for you -- few and far between'

you, between the chimp and the egret, how came you to be born?

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 05:45 pm

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be born if I'm going to spoon feed you

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 06:58 pm

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Teaspoon fed, you feckless fucker.

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 07:45 pm

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UCAS forms to be in by Friday...(you can guess what I'll be doing all week) FRIDAY is my last word

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 07:51 pm

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I've got Friday on my mind.

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 07:52 pm

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Mind over matter

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 08:56 pm

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atterly delighted to now live somewhere that speaks middle english

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:15 pm

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Whatever!

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:19 pm

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(I'm not with you on that one Francine???)

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:22 pm

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It makes perfect sense... Think about it. ; )

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:36 pm

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I have thought about it and the only thing I can imagine you are saying is 'shut up' but you know me - it's not in my nature to go quietly...

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:39 pm

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No! It's my favourite thing to say when...

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:42 pm

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...when not in Rome

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:52 pm

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Rome, if you want to... Roam around the world... ; )

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:59 pm

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world (and discussion topic) without end

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 11:39 pm

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endy metry osis is a very long word - can you spell it?

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 01:37 pm

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it

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 01:45 pm

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It... er, Asian.

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 02:02 pm

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Age undefined but beauty in the mind

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 03:47 pm

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MIND THE GAP

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 05:36 pm

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Apparently, there is no gap to mind.

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 07:42 pm

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Mind your own business... Mind your manners!

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 07:56 pm

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Man errs, God completely cocks up.

(when are you going to let me get sober/let me alone/let me go home/let me go back and start over?) for Dave B.

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 08:15 pm

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upstairs downstairs (-;

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 08:30 pm

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are we all of the beat poet generation? :-)

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 08:37 pm

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nah, you can't beat poetry. try though you might.

down stares the all-seeing eye.

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 08:40 pm

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aye, aye, cap'n!

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 08:55 pm

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Captain, my Captain! Dead Poets Society (-:

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 09:41 pm

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Society for the Prevention of...

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 10:19 pm

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<Deleted User> (7164)

Prevention of raining cats and dogs

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 11:35 pm

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And oxtail soup and toast and tea

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 11:39 pm

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Tea... is a religion of the art of life.

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 12:08 am

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Life is what happens when you're making other plans ....

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 12:20 am

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hands, knees and bumps-a-daisy

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 08:28 am

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Daisy Daisy give me your answer do!

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 08:34 am

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Do! Do! Do! ... the funky gibbon ...

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 09:15 am

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Tie a yellow gibbon round the old oak tree!

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 09:16 am

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Tree blind mice, see how they run

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 09:19 am

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run rabbit run rabbit run, run, run

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 01:55 pm

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run two three o'clock, four o'clock rock

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 03:46 pm

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rock of ages, cleft for me

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 04:05 pm

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Meet your Waterloo (where I live :D )

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 06:40 pm

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I am defeated - you won the war

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 07:01 pm

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<Deleted User> (7164)

Warts 'n' all

Tue, 16 Nov 2010 07:09 pm

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No-all No-all the angels did say

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 04:57 am

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Sail on silver bird (Paul Simon)

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 08:50 am

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monsters! everywhere! Eeeek!

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 09:49 am

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Paul F Blackburn

Eek and ye shalt find

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 10:05 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Findus froze my assets

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 11:02 am

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My ass 'et all the pies

(umm, can you be disqualified from this?)

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 12:34 pm

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Pies in the face of Reason

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 01:10 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Sun-a-rise

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 01:44 pm

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<Deleted User> (7790)

arise Sir Lee B'Stard

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 01:46 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

'Ard enough, come on if you think you are 'ard enough!

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 01:52 pm

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<Deleted User> (7790)

nuffink in me pockets and sumfink in me 'ead

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 02:22 pm

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head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 03:28 pm

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toes-ted cheese please louise

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 03:45 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

see me, hear me, feel me, be me

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 03:47 pm

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Me Tarzan, you Jane.

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 03:53 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Ain't it the truth

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 04:05 pm

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Truth is the first casualty of war

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 04:07 pm

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War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 04:07 pm

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nothing like a nice cup of poetry

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 04:10 pm

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poetry is the essence of everything

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 04:12 pm

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<Deleted User> (7790)

everything in its place, says god, pressing a strap of stickytape across the envelope and dropping it in the deadletter box

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 04:18 pm

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Box moxy's ears for using too many words

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 04:23 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

too many words spoil the brat

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 04:25 pm

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Spoil the brat, spare the rod

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 04:26 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

spare the rod use the perch

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 04:32 pm

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The perch in church falls mainly on Lurch

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 04:35 pm

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lurchers, mastiffs and pomeranians

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 04:52 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

stiffs and pomeranians distract my flaming cranium

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 05:01 pm

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um . . . .

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 05:31 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

umpah, umpah stick it to the junta

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 05:34 pm

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<Deleted User> (7790)

junta in June, totalitarianism by November. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah -- too many words for you? Junta make something of that? Blah blah blah blah blah blah

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 05:46 pm

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blah, tony, toothy annoying idiot!

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 06:25 pm

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iota, kappa, lamda, mu, (talking of juntas)

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 07:16 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

tassle me nips, oh sailor

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 07:24 pm

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or not to be, that is the question

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 07:30 pm

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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 08:14 pm

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Crazy - I'm crazy for loving you-hoo...

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 09:03 pm

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who laughs last laughs longest

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 09:52 pm

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Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone ...

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 10:51 pm

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One day my prince will come...

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 12:18 am

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<Deleted User> (7164)

Come hither or thither it matters not to me

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 01:17 am

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to me upset? have a glass of Andrews Liver Salts

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 05:54 am

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Paul F Blackburn

Alternative twenty-first centuries over there ->

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 08:11 am

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there-> but for the grace of god . . .

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 08:19 am

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god is an astronaut

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 08:47 am

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Paul F Blackburn

naughty Nora nit explorer

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 09:57 am

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rare blood types required for donations

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 10:09 am

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donations of blood and guts are welcome but money makes WOL go around

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 11:45 am

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round and round the garden, like a teddy bear...one step, two step, and tickle you under THERE

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 12:07 pm

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there were 3 men came from the west, their fortunes for to tell, and the life of John Barleycorn as well

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 12:14 pm

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Wella wella wella huh, tell me more tell me more, did ya get very far?

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 12:27 pm

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Far from the madding crowd's ignoble strife

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 12:38 pm

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strife while the iron is hot

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 01:53 pm

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I shot the totter as he totted up his tote

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 03:00 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

tote that barge, lift that bale
get a little drunk and you end in jail

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 03:14 pm

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Jail ain't a place to go to get a decent haircut

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 03:45 pm

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Utter nonsense

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 04:28 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

ensemble is a group of two or more crazy musician dudes happening right now

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 04:40 pm

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Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party ....

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 04:43 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

arty-farty melons and crunch

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 04:50 pm

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uncheon meat trainer, I was, got 'em to climb into tins and stay put.

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 05:36 pm

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put yer feet up!

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 05:44 pm

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Up to no good ; )

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 05:52 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

oodles of fun

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 06:07 pm

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of fun she had none except for a frisson when she used her deodorant stick straight out of the freezer

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 06:55 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

zero is not a shirt size

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 06:58 pm

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zebedee said BOING BOING BOING!

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 07:08 pm

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Inglorious bastards!

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:07 am

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Tardy? It is now Friday and Paul said he would stop this on Thursday.

Come to think of it, how DOES one stop such a rampaging, out of control piece of chaos?

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:16 am

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Paul has the 'power' to remove it and put the pieces together into something coherent and poetic.
This could turn out to be quite interesting...

OK - Go!

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:23 am

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Paul F Blackburn

Go get thee to a nunnery.

OK the original idea was to run all the phrases into each other and so generate a 'beat' poem and you can do that if you like.

But as the game has developed in more interesting ways than originally envisaged I suggest we just carry on adding phrases until it stops.

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 06:34 am

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pseud's corner

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 06:47 am

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Paul F Blackburn

ner ner ne ner ner

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 07:41 am

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Erato seems to be elluding you ...

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 09:34 am

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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 10:01 am

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unshine is nightime, 'cept when the moon is buffed

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 11:34 am

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Fed up to the back teeth with your lies

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:14 pm

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buffed and tuft, shift and shuft
fawning prey to an old man's luft

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Luft (Joseph) and Harry wotsit created Johari's Window. All four panels.

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:33 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Nell, 6 oranges please

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:43 pm

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Please yourself

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:44 pm

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Please yourself, your self is all you need

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:52 pm

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educating rita (or educating ryvita - she's put on weight lately!)

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 01:05 pm

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lyre lark is for the birds, said orpheus

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 02:17 pm

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Fierce winds, wild fire

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 02:34 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Iron bars do not a prison make

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 02:43 pm

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son, make me a brew in the bimbam teapot and let it stew till the chewy grey mould climbs out the spout!

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 03:46 pm

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pout mask replica

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 03:48 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

ask rep like a cuppa?

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 04:12 pm

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cuppa tea and a piece of cake please.

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 04:36 pm

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seems someone should say something here ...

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 05:14 pm

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Thing here would like to borrow the dog bowl cos his tongue's too doolallay to do anything but lap

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 05:29 pm

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lap cat MIAOOUU! Purrrrrr purrrrrrrr prrrrrrrr

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 05:46 pm

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prrrrrrepare ye the way of the mackerel, they'se a wearin' pantyhose and fascinators

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 05:49 pm

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orson wells - mmmmmmmmmmm

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 05:55 pm

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mmmmm & mmmmms tipped into a top hat so the magician's rabbit thinks its in a ball pool

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 06:00 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

ball pool, half of the gene pool?

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 06:13 pm

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I guess it depends on how many balls you have!

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 06:42 pm

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have one or two.... both different ...

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 07:03 pm

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rent or buy? ask phil or kirsty - they'll tell you why! Or that sarah beaney!

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 07:06 pm

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nay, nay and thrice nay ...

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 07:09 pm

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ney, ney and thrice ney?

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 07:15 pm

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yeah - maybe - but I can't spell ... :(

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 07:21 pm

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pell mell
ding dong bell
pussy's in the well
bloody hell!

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 07:59 pm

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oody hell is where the oody's have their ood's removed by the Big 'oody Snaffler

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 10:19 pm

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flirting is fun

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 10:30 pm

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... unless you're on your own ...

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 11:02 pm

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On your own head be it.

Sat, 20 Nov 2010 01:56 am

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it's . . . . monty pythons flying circus!

Sat, 20 Nov 2010 05:25 am

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Paul F Blackburn

Us, that's us that is

Sat, 20 Nov 2010 08:41 am

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Isadora Duncan - or something to stop the wind from blowing through the kitchen!

Sat, 20 Nov 2010 08:46 am

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Enraptured by your beautiful face... :)

Sat, 20 Nov 2010 08:50 am

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Ace of spades, the ace of spades

Sat, 20 Nov 2010 10:10 am

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Desperado...you've been out mending fences for too long now.

Sat, 20 Nov 2010 10:20 am

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Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this Yorkie bar!

Sat, 20 Nov 2010 04:09 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Yorkie bar, oh Yorkie bar, so beloved of all you truckers

Sat, 20 Nov 2010 04:26 pm

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Truckers Delight... Trucker Passions.

Sat, 20 Nov 2010 08:19 pm

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Ions, old ions...err?

Sat, 20 Nov 2010 09:12 pm

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Err... 10-35.

Sat, 20 Nov 2010 09:16 pm

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. . . .

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 05:51 am

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Paul F Blackburn

Four stray dots from another discussion thread, round em up, head em off - Raw hide!

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 09:24 am

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Hide....he's back!

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 09:25 am

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'ack!ack!ack!' laughed Popeye's pincushion, stuffed as it was with spinach so that all the pins shot out of it

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 09:33 am

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It's . . . Monty Python's Flying Circus (again!)

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 09:36 am

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Ovid! ... now 'e were quite a good poet ....

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 09:37 am

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et tu Brute

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 09:39 am

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'e were quite a good poet except for his gobbin' after every rhyme so 'e 'ad to swim to get off of the stage

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 09:41 am

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Brute bammed me with his fistikerfuffle and breaked my nugget so I kronked him wiv me hembatterer

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 09:43 am

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henbattering? Ain't that illegal?

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 10:02 am

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gal, the 'hembatterer' is a device with which tailors and seamstresses do battle; the device literally bashes hems, compressing the material into felt and ruining the garment -- or making seaming unnecessary because felt does not fray and does not require hemming.

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 10:37 am

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ming vases are very expensive - but I don't like them!

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 10:39 am

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'emming and haaing over the hoo ha he heaved to.

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 10:40 am

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too witty to woo - that was always his trouble!

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 10:41 am

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His 'trouble' responded well to medication and a regular rub.

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 11:31 am

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rub-a-dub dub - three men in a tub ... and who do you think they be?

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 11:35 am

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They be strangers....

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 11:40 am

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Strangers in the night .... exchanging glances?

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 11:43 am

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Exchanging glances takes ages at Primark customer services. It's a bit quicker at Topshop.

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 12:05 pm

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Top shop in a jenga-inspired shopping mall

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 12:12 pm

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of all the malls in all the world . . .

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 12:21 pm

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the world is not E. Nuff

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 12:25 pm

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Nuff said.

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 02:10 pm

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aid and abet Arthur and Albert then turn yourself into a galvanised tent

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 05:20 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Enter the Dragoon

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 05:22 pm

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a goon show with no Neddy Seagoon is a no show

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 05:25 pm

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Shogun hokum on an out of season caravan park with the Chuckle Brothers, a fly dumper and a sword that squirts water

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 05:31 pm

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Water water everywhere but n'ere a drop to drink! Think I'll go to the other thread and try and unblock the sink!

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 07:59 pm

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Ink is my undoing...permanent and undeniable.

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 10:26 pm

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able was I ere I saw Elba

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 10:33 pm

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A palindrome! oh - how I love a palindrome :)

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 10:45 pm

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Me love her back to fronto...

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 10:47 pm

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to sleep perchance to dream . . .

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 08:07 am

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... dream a little, dream of me.

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 10:29 am

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me Tarzan, you Jane

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 11:36 am

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Nearer my god to thee

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 11:37 am

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hee haw, said the donkey

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 12:55 pm

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eye oop me dook!

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 04:49 pm

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Ook! is a programming language designed for orang-utans

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 05:05 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

U-tan salon is now open to titivate your melanin

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 05:29 pm

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Nine out of ten poets cannot agree ...

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 06:07 pm

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reet bored with all this - set us another challenge Paul F

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 06:31 pm

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Flippin does go on a bit - and yet I find myself strangely addicted!

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 06:54 pm

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Dick Ted, in his absynthe

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 08:20 pm

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the thing is Paul, I don't understand your new thread so I'll stick to this one! ;-)

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 10:41 pm

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one flew over the cuckoos nest if you ask me Ann ;-)

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 11:25 pm

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Annihilate...annihilate....(squawked in robotic voice).

Jxx

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 11:39 pm

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cellophane socks are never very comfortable - especially in hot weather

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 06:05 am

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There there my dear

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 07:50 am

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'eard the one about the two soldiers in bed with a busty blond and a book? It's not very funny! (heheheheh)

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 08:23 am

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Eh ! Run that past me again Ann.

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 08:47 am

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Anabolic stair rods, long to rain over us, happy and odious, God save with the Woolwich

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:33 pm

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which?

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:39 pm

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to which ... was the question ... not which witch ... what witch was there there to wonder about?

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:51 pm

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about two and eight a pound

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 06:20 am

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Paul F Blackburn

"Eight a pound, get your rare golden tangoranges, eight a pound"

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 09:56 am

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Underneath the arches I dream my dreams away!

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 10:29 am

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Way, aye blow the man down.

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 10:49 am

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Paul F Blackburn

Man Down! Medics!

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 11:30 am

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Dick's got a ball. "Look!" said Dora, "Look at Dick's big red ball!"

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 11:44 am

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All that glitters is not gold.

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 07:29 pm

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old, this is getting old.

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 08:45 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Golden ears

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 08:49 pm

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Wap wap wap....

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 10:53 pm

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darren thomas

wap bam boogie - all the people on the left - wap bam boogie...

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 10:59 pm

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Pete Crompton

boogie wonderland

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 12:55 am

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I find romance when I start to dance...

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 01:21 am

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cetaceans have a whale of a time!

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 07:24 am

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Time was when all lettuces were cos and cosines was their language.

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 08:13 am

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age is just a number ... and certain bits get number every year

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 09:55 am

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ears have it all they do... ears

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 10:38 am

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ears look in, atchoo, sunshine.

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Shine on harvest moon

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 12:31 pm

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on his right buttock the bracken napped

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 12:51 pm

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peddling my wares down Lime St one night...

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 02:05 pm

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one night in Bangkok ....

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 02:19 pm

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and the world's your oyster...

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stir fry, stir fry in the sky, then glitterati pie for afters washed down with a crisp pension planet

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 03:33 pm

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Planet Waves ....yoo hoo!

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 04:12 pm

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hooters, great, aren't they?

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 04:17 pm

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they can take a good blow, but can't be beaten

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eaten mess - wot's that then?

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 04:58 pm

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hen party party food I expect

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 01:41 pm

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pecked, pummelled & plucked then ordained into the Grand Order of the Patio (Crazy Paving Corps)

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 02:08 pm

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Cor Anglais! Strike-a-light n love-a ducks! ... as me ol' nan used to say ...

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 02:15 pm

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Say it ain't so! Maw, Paw, say it ain't so!

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 02:43 pm

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son of a bitch!

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 06:16 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Tch tch tch tch tch, TRANQUILITO!

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 08:07 pm

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Quilito Street never has enough green triangles ....

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 09:13 pm

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angles, los angles where the smorgsbords ripcurl like mohicans

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 09:26 pm

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Mo' he cans ... less he can'ts

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 09:48 pm

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ants in your pants tickle

Sat, 27 Nov 2010 07:01 am

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kleptomaniacs rape shelves in superstores

Sat, 27 Nov 2010 02:57 pm

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restrain your language - no one can rape a tin of baked beans! ;-)

Sat, 27 Nov 2010 03:07 pm

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Answers on a postcard, please.

Sun, 28 Nov 2010 10:28 pm

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sex, sex, sex! It's everywhere - except here! ;-)

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 08:55 am

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there's none here either ... wonder where it all went?

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 09:02 am

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Paul F Blackburn

Entertainment, is that all there is?

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 09:43 am

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There is entertainment? ... that'd be a start

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 10:10 am

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Paul F Blackburn

Art's better innit?

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 10:50 am

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Nit comb please nurse!

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 11:03 am

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Send three and fourpence, we're going to a dance.

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 11:51 am

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Ancestry! What a rip-off! Paid a fortune to join only to find I am decended from a long line of seal skin dressers! (Only partially true!) :-)

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 01:05 pm

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True, we're boring as bat shit on here but hey! We aren't moanin' and groanin'

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Nope ... and speaking personally ... happy to be a boring old bat dropping my clichés here ...
:)

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My cliches here...seem to go down well.

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 09:05 am

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well of course they do! Cos we love YOU!

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 09:09 am

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Love you too. : )

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 09:13 am

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o so sweet ....can never have too much love :)

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 09:15 am

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Velocity is an anagram of 'Love City'

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 09:17 am

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Well, I've learnt something today then!

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 09:20 am

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Then the day has not been wasted ... and it has barely begun!

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 09:27 am

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Today, then, is not a wasted day!

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 09:27 am

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Aye! I see thee are both in agreement!

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 09:34 am

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Entertaining exchanges are never redundant.

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 09:35 am

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ever redundant puncture in a colindar

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 10:00 am

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Darwinian selection boxes, buy early for Christmas

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 10:33 am

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Christ-mass-hysteria

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 10:35 am

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ass hysteria was replaced by mule ululation

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 11:21 am

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you lay, shun alternatives

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 01:20 pm

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natives are revolting ... or at least the students are ...

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 01:32 pm

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Dents are currently appearing in Jack and the Beanstalk at the Alhambra, Croydon

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 01:37 pm

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Don Juan was a very busy man.

Tue, 30 Nov 2010 02:55 pm

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Man Ray - did he think the sun shone out of his bottom?

Wed, 1 Dec 2010 07:55 am

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Ottoman - no back no arms

Wed, 1 Dec 2010 09:47 am

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some empire - no arms!

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Mslexia short story competition.

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competition always fierce among the ms's

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sometimes you win, sometimes you lose!

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sometimes you lose your Lautrec because the snow drifts are too high

Thu, 2 Dec 2010 10:18 am

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High as a kite ...

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a kite flew up a kilt

Thu, 2 Dec 2010 10:36 am

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tarten or check?

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check for damage!

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Paul F Blackburn

Magenta is the way to go

Thu, 2 Dec 2010 11:11 am

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Go gentle into that good night... :)

Thu, 2 Dec 2010 12:22 pm

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night sky scuttles through the crowds like a flaking lobster

Thu, 2 Dec 2010 11:56 pm

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(the) lobster thermidoor was in the humidoor, which made a bad odoor so I chucked it out the backdoor

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 07:47 am

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oor Wendy nevah done it bu' thah great lummox shoved an' bundled 'er into a fez an' shouted, ''ere's yer Tommy Cooper lookalike, kids!'

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 09:00 am

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like kids? Only grilled with custard!

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 09:59 am

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tardy are ye to go gentle into that good night

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 12:46 pm

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D Night followed D Day

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 12:51 pm

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Daylight come and I wanna go home ....

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 02:59 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Omelette Oh O-me-let-te

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 03:19 pm

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tea for two and two for tea, me for you and you for me

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 04:37 pm

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Meet me on the corner when the lights are coming on,and I'll be there, I promise I'll be there.

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 04:57 pm

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ere I saw Elba able was I...or summink?

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 06:02 pm

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mink coat and no knickers

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 06:11 pm

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Curses! Foiled again...

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 06:38 pm

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oiled again, the starlet slid back under the sun lamp to sizzle

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 06:48 pm

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izzle wizzle wump went the decaffeinated head down the stairs, grabbing a bannister rail with its teeth and squirting out an SOS in jets of earwax across the landing window.

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 07:18 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

be there or be square, be footloose and fancy

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 07:19 pm

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cyborg attack! Oh, hang on, they're only dancing.It's an AI Excuse me.

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 07:20 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Al, excuse me, let's toot!

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 07:33 pm

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To Thee, my Judge, on Whose all-righteous sentence
Hangs mine eternity

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 08:17 pm

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typos rlue

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 08:20 pm

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typo's rlue!

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 08:20 pm

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eloquence of the mistake is irrifuttable. Repetition amplifies the squid into octoproportions.

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 08:24 pm

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onshore winds can be very breezy but offshore winds can knock your block off

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 08:28 pm

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'Off with his head!'

Fri, 3 Dec 2010 08:34 pm

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adders are cute and cuddly (signed A. Adder)

Sat, 4 Dec 2010 06:15 am

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dervishes whirling down the plughole

Sat, 4 Dec 2010 07:11 am

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ole! growled the bull as he chomped the toreador into two bite-sized chunks

Sat, 4 Dec 2010 07:35 am

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zed chunks stuck in the bottom of a tin of alphabet soup like end-of-shift croupiers in a casino toilet cubicle

Sat, 4 Dec 2010 08:21 am

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icle bicle and ockle bockle went to the corner shop to buy an ickle bockle of coki cola

Sat, 4 Dec 2010 09:10 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Ola ebola!
Solar controller!
Gold-capped bad molar!
Bears are bipolar!

Sat, 4 Dec 2010 09:17 am

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Lars, Lars, there's a wolf in your pickle factory contaminating the beetroots with fake blood

Sat, 4 Dec 2010 12:43 pm

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oodles and oodles of it!

Sat, 4 Dec 2010 05:01 pm

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Of 'Itler I know not for I am from the Land of Burp where every belch is precious and the making of lists a criminal activity.

Sat, 4 Dec 2010 07:05 pm

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Tyburn? Nay, I wouldn't want to go there...the people have too many hang ups.

Sat, 4 Dec 2010 08:03 pm

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ups-a-daisy!

Sat, 4 Dec 2010 11:56 pm

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"Daisy Daisy Daisy, give me your answer do!" sang HAL in that gentle yet horribly sinister way of his. . . .

Sun, 5 Dec 2010 06:47 am

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History picking its nose and eating it and calling it a better class of pudding

Sun, 5 Dec 2010 09:08 am

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ding dong merrily on high ...

Sun, 5 Dec 2010 09:22 am

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Lyon high at vertical bar, lyon low at horizontal water hole

Sun, 5 Dec 2010 09:35 am

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Paul F Blackburn

Ole,Ole Ole Ole, O-le O-le

Sun, 5 Dec 2010 11:51 am

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Le pleut en Espagne? Il pleut comme vache qui pisse!

Sun, 5 Dec 2010 12:24 pm

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Le vache qui pisse n'est pas un bon fromage, je préfère la vache qui rit.

Sun, 5 Dec 2010 02:04 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Ritalin, oh Ritalin you can boost my dopamine...

Sun, 5 Dec 2010 03:15 pm

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you can boost my dopamine by morris dancin' wi' my washin' machine

Sun, 5 Dec 2010 03:59 pm

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achin' 'e was, in every bone in 'is poor little god forsaken body!

Sun, 5 Dec 2010 04:53 pm

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<Deleted User> (7790)

Ken Body's body double's baddy stubble's bent double

Sun, 5 Dec 2010 07:34 pm

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blemonge! blemonge!

Mon, 6 Dec 2010 08:01 am

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Mon gentilhomme! Voilà ce que c'est de se mettre en personne de qualité.Le Bourgeois gentilhomme.

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 08:46 am

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homme soit qui mal y pense & ignorance is no defence.

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 09:39 am

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Defence is not for sitting on.

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 09:52 am

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gone phishing

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 10:07 am

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Paul F Blackburn

Shinging in the rain - hic - I'm...

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 05:11 pm

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I moulting clouds, I clucking droplet, I flying flopit, I slippy sloppy on your chopsa, I sluicey skinka, i flume sploosh

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 07:10 pm

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loosh tongues cost lives

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 07:19 pm

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Lives! It lives! Heaven help us now!

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 07:27 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

snow joke

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 07:35 pm

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oke koke! Dooooo the oke koke!

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 07:43 pm

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keep taking the tablets

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 07:48 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Let's party like it's 1999!

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 07:51 pm

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99s need a flake ...

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 07:55 pm

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kettle! A kettle! My kingdom for a kettle!

Tue, 7 Dec 2010 07:58 pm

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Kettle? A kettle of students, a halon extinguisher of police officers, an acid reflux of government

Wed, 8 Dec 2010 09:02 am

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<Deleted User> (7790)

menthol gloves

Wed, 8 Dec 2010 04:09 pm

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vestments of sheer black satin make the pope feel very sexy!

Wed, 8 Dec 2010 04:45 pm

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xy makes you female and xx makes you male, but the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all. (PS I do know this is the wrong way round but it's to scan with Grace Slick's White Rabbit and also to be a bit topsy turvy because that is the mood I am in!)

Wed, 8 Dec 2010 04:48 pm

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miniscule white rabbits - they're everywhere - but - you just can't see 'em!

Wed, 8 Dec 2010 06:15 pm

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Eminem in denim digesting Emmental whilst undertaking mental math and mayhem

Wed, 8 Dec 2010 06:30 pm

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may hemlock be the food of love - aaarrrggghh

Wed, 8 Dec 2010 06:38 pm

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Argonaut and the Jasons, 1960s beat combo generation

Wed, 8 Dec 2010 07:03 pm

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Gene ratios are important; thankfully I'm mostly my mum...with a smattering of dad. (but what a smattering!)

Wed, 8 Dec 2010 07:54 pm

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mattering not a jot which bit comes from where

Wed, 8 Dec 2010 11:00 pm

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where did you get that idea?

Wed, 8 Dec 2010 11:03 pm

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dear John - I couldn't possibly say ...

Wed, 8 Dec 2010 11:23 pm

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a yack is the perfect form of transport in snowy weather - unless you can get a lift from a passing yetti

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 01:05 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

yet time marches on
and soon we'll be gone

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 01:15 pm

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one ink cartridge in a pear tree printer, printing out two forged yens, three euro bungs, four credit cards, five gold stocks, variable rates, seven Lib-dems abstaining...

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 03:52 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

staining their political records

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 03:59 pm

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staining more than reputations

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 03:59 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

putation's too good for them!

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 04:05 pm

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measuring out their days in DDoS's

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 04:54 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Ossification imminent

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 05:01 pm

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entropy - definition: a doctrine of inevitable social decline and degeneration.

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 05:08 pm

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ration education and pack your children off to school in a cuckoo clock

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 05:15 pm

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lock up you children - keeps them out of harm's way and cheaper than educa-shun

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 05:21 pm

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cash'n carry school system

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 05:23 pm

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systematic - hydromatic - greased lightning

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 06:48 pm

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Good grief...is there no end to this farrago?

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 07:48 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Go, leave this place and never call me 'Mother'

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 08:02 pm

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there, there

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 08:08 pm

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Heretics must be burned!

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 08:11 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

(Ed: this is too much)

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 08:17 pm

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Choice is destroying the world!

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 08:20 pm

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The world is not enough

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 08:28 pm

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Enough already...gefilte fish, my life...etc.

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 08:35 pm

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Catch me here again...I think not!

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 12:02 am

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Ink? No! Thick pencils are the best!

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 07:09 am

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Paul F Blackburn

He be steady, sturdy and effervescent

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 09:30 am

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entertaining though this is - it's not for the feint-hearted ...

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 09:53 am

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Paul F Blackburn

the art edges into supernovas of superficiality

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 10:35 am

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typical!, you go and change the last word moments before I type my post, Mr B!. You're like that Shane MacGowan releasing an Xmas album with The Priests. It's like Father Ted, ah gowan gowan gowan gowan....

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 10:43 am

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wandering back to the previous comment ... you're being superficial? ... I am shocked!

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 10:51 am

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'ocked my 'armonica for euros so I was able to buy Ireland

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 06:17 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Elan deep sweeps my floor

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 07:09 pm

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floored by that one

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 08:30 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

that one's good but this is shite apparently

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 08:32 pm

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lyrically put - now can we set it to music?

Fri, 10 Dec 2010 08:40 pm

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sic as a parrettt

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 01:30 pm

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rett (sic) - do you give a damn?

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 01:44 pm

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am not at liberty to say

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 01:47 pm

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Ladies, Paul – I wouldn’t take much notice of me – I just like to wind folk up now and again to liven things up a bit. Chris I think it’s an excellent idea to put this thread to music – as you will have noticed, I often put my own shit to music – it would also give us something to do as we wait for the thread to load.

I have found that this thread is altering the way I now do things. I used to click on discussion comments on ‘recent activity- home page’ to see what other poets were commenting on. I don’t do that any more in case it leads me to this thread - it takes so long to load all the comments that I’m left hanging around cursing. I now go through discussions on the main menu to see latest comments. Perhaps we could have a button like we have on blogs, where you can click on further entries if you want to go right back to the start of the thread – for all those stoics out there who want to keep up with the original beat…

I’ve also got a few suggestions for music tracks you could listen to ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeHQA-9aaD4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRXtptpP0KE&feature=related

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 06:09 pm

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elated dim the lights on my potato

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 08:01 pm

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to the barricades comrades!!!!

Wonderland Liberation Movement

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umrp1tIBY8Q&feature=player_embedded#!

zxjqfgklmpdzqkxfg

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 08:49 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

"xfg*!:%!" - Blue Blistering Barnacles!

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 09:00 pm

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acles getting raised 'ere?

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 09:02 pm

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Great link dave.

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 09:13 pm

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La dee da dee da, la dee da dee dee - classic lyrics Dave - what a find!

How about this one? It could follow almost any comment on this thread...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta-ATEOOo8M

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 09:23 pm

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At last...a bit of anarchy....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79AJmOYZVvY

:-)

Jx

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 09:32 pm

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That was a lovely link John - I enjoyed it - clssy music, as I expected :-) xx

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 09:42 pm

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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2072180223855159236#

"You mustn't say anything against the machine"

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 09:56 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtTbboMU_0I

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 10:10 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 10:23 pm

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You just managed to get my 17 yr old son out of bed Moxy - no mean achievement! Naked but for his boxers! He couldn't believe his old mum was listening to Slipknot...how on Earth do you know about them?
I kind of enjoyed it - feel very rebellious now - will have to be an armchair rioter.... Won't be able to sleep - someone turn the machine back on.... (only joking)

xx

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 10:39 pm

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O king of poetry land, what is going on?

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 11:07 pm

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on and on ..."it never ends, it works it's way inside
If the pain goes on, I'm not gonna make it

All I've got, all I've got is insane"
(Slipknot - thanks Moxy, for an 'interesting cultural experience')

Sun, 12 Dec 2010 11:15 pm

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Isobel, Dave, I have their albums. Here's another interesting track, although the video is somewhat disturbing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPhvqP-eWWM&feature=related

However, perhaps the best and jolliest for the Beat Generator is this by the Aphex Twin. It's called 'Come to Daddy.' Paul B. would approve.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0

I have the DVD.

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 11:53 am

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The machines will mess with you no matter...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_IkUysQASQ

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 11:59 am

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Somewhat? Weeeeeel, no doubt there are more disturbing videos out there, but they were pretty sinister. Any society that is producing stuff like that is in trouble. But maybe we knew that anyway. Sorry if that is casting nasturtions on your tastes, Moxy. The Chemical Brothers piece was fantastic.

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 12:34 pm

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Hello Dave, no germaniums cast! Without the dark there is no light, as they say. The Chemical Brothers' video is a hoot as is their music. I always play the Aphex Twin 'Come to Daddy' when I need a good scream-along. It helps me to remain well balanced and a model citizen.

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 12:54 pm

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I absolutely love this song -- it's surely the perfect anthem for slam contestants everywhere!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8oRFcA0mFM

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 05:39 pm

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Nah! THIS is what we want!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvt4b_qwC_Q

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 06:32 pm

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That's fab but this is really rather special...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UODX_pYpVxk&feature=related

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 07:20 pm

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Nah! But now this thread has got interesting again..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTg5V2oA_hY&feature=related

:-)

Jx

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 08:01 pm

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Nah. Amazing but you can't beat Missy Elliot... she's top props.

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 10:34 pm

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And what do you mean 'this thread has got interesting again'? Are you being cheeky?

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 10:35 pm

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Yes - he is being cheeky. Give him a cyber slap with some rolled up newspaper!

I'm away for one day and so much has been posted! Looks like I'll be watching U tube all day tomorrow...

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 11:56 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

When the revolution comes will you be put against the wall and shot?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UgUmKuZ4xM

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 04:41 pm

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Yes. And I'll be saying 'that isn't poetry, it's rhetoric.'

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 04:56 pm

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Well since you've all bothered to post it, I'll bother to comment on it...

I liked Slipknot best. I normally prefer melodic - but failing that loud and angry seems to do it... Moxy - the saying 'Never judge a book by it cover' never applied to anyone more truly than you! I also think that there was a neat message hidden away in the video about TV inciting our children to violence. I've seen a lot worse videos with no message whatsoever - just lurid violence and torture.

I loved the dancing on John Aikman's - what I wouldn't give for toned legs like that...

Paul - there is nothing like a good revolution - the human spirit needs it now and again!

I'm gonna curl up and go back to sleep again now - no kids to wake me up...

If I find that video of me chopping the cat's head off, I'll post it. x

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 05:20 pm

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I like my messages slightly less tangential....and more poetic. This could almost be protest poetry?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1IzySRln_I

:-)

Jx

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 06:33 pm

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No no no, true poetry contains something that baffles -- i.e. the 'mysterious': protest does not.

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 06:42 pm

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That's why I said 'almost'. Mind you, compared to alot of stuff on here it is top class poetry.

:-)

Jxx

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 06:45 pm

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"true poetry contains something that baffles"

... it all baffles me :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UES4IBxCzfc&feature=related

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 06:52 pm

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You know that thing where other people's holiday snaps are REALLY BORING? Well . . . . .

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 07:02 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Boring wells is the thing to do in a dry place

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 08:31 pm

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et plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose...

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 08:51 pm

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Paul F Blackburn

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television...

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 08:54 pm

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is I on television? No - I is on sofa

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 09:11 pm

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I is off for good - I'll leave you all to it....LOL x

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 07:49 am

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Lolling on the sofa - bliss!

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 07:53 am

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