Emasculation would be too good for the little bastards
 
is the immediate feeling
 
followed by
 
Flagellation would be too good for the little turds 
 
The birch, the stocks, wonderful ideas
Why did we get rid of them?
 
But
There's always a but isn't there.
 
This is actually getting me nowhere
Beating the air
chasing shadows
wasting venom on boys
on their way to ruin
 
To become embittered
or to start voting Conservative
would drag me into their dark world of negativity
 
Let them be
Let it go, let it go.
Think positive
Reflect on the good things one has
This incident is trivial
in the great scheme of things
 
Buggers!!!!