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Humour
People have always loved to laugh,
All around the world from ages past.
Our humour really varies much,
And we shall now describe it such.
The sharpest jokes might be called wit.
Maybe so funny that our sides may split.
Slapstick oft comes from clumsy action,
And is meant to receive a loud reaction.
Comedians may tell funny jokes,
And some amusing anecdotes.
However, practical...
Friday 20th December 2019 3:36 pm
Blind Date
A bit of poetical flash fiction....
They will never forget
The moment they met
And all the expectations
That didn't
Tuesday 24th September 2019 3:53 pm
GSOH
I would not say this heart is hungry
I dare not say this heart is heavy
I only know now, a surer sense of all I want
a clearer description of what will fire
the drive, the rush, the love in me
If we're not going out tonight
then can we just sit and giggle
at each other, at the TV, at the others
can she laugh with me, make fun of me
until we have tears in our eyes, can’t breathe
When ...
Tuesday 26th June 2018 12:48 am
SOS Abort
I liar, that’s what I am
I roll my dice from in my hand
I sit upon my throne
Forged from pain
broken promises, pretty lies
They’re all the same
traction, I’m unable to gain
I’m slowly slipping into my old ways
I was getting better
Now it’s worse
Every Name I hear, I curse
But hers’
I cannot do that
she is perfect
she is sweet
I lay my life at her feet
...Wednesday 11th May 2016 4:00 pm
My Man
I am looking for a man
who smokes, drinks and thinks
he is the best.
I’d like to share with him
the same interests.
..
Wednesday 5th November 2014 11:45 pm
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