The Printer
The computer sends
it pulse to the printer
which waits and waits
and then finally wakes up
then jerks and rolls its workings
and finally prints
the white page like a tongue
sticking out in defiance
the page given up reluctantly it seems
the printer was probably sleeping
and needed a nudge
a shot of electricity
to stir it from its hibernation
it pref...
Sunday 30th June 2019 3:12 pm
I Dreamed That I Was Young Again
When I woke
I was startled
I did not know where I was
the dream so intense it seemed real
with an aura of happiness
for I dreamed that I was young again
and had the charm of youth
there I was
strong and virile
with my wife
so beautiful and smiling
an occasion of joy
and we were so happy
how nice it was
going back to those times
I did...
Saturday 29th June 2019 12:20 pm
Necessities
Time
is all we have
but where does it go
it gets away from us
and before we know it
it is gone
some think it happens at night
when we are asleep
then there's Money
which comes and goes
too easily
we can never get enough of it
we work for it so desperately
no sooner do we get it
than it disappears
up in smoke
last, is Love
which we t...
Friday 28th June 2019 1:54 pm
How To Start A War
The wife is gone
off to the store
to some shopping
while she is gone
I start the washer
not realizing that
I had just started
World War III
I had gone against
orders
This is how wars start
with good intentions
small moves
that get out of hand
they end up
destroying countries
and marriages.
Thursday 27th June 2019 3:28 pm
Common Sense
Common Sense
is not so common any more
it was eliminated by our
education system
people think only a college education
makes you smart
that a degree is the only way
to achieve success
but common sense
prevailed for years and years
and people got along just fine
then computers came along
and made us dependent on them
subsequently
our brains a...
Wednesday 26th June 2019 2:02 pm
No Poem Today
There will be
no poem
today
life interfered
time
got away
it's no excuse
but
anyway
I just don't have
too much
to say.
Tuesday 25th June 2019 1:16 pm
A Pallet On The Floor
So many years ago when we were kids
and went to visit
uncles, aunts, cousins
we always ended up
packed into a pallet on the floor
nowadays
they have foam mattresses
or inflatables
but back in our day
all we got was some blankets
thrown on the floor
the fun was sleeping without a bed
like camping out
we had the time of our lives
time to cut u...
Monday 24th June 2019 11:51 am
Back Porch
I love
to sit on the back porch
and watch the weather come in
a partly cloudy sky turns gray
then gray turns darker still
becomes black
as day becomes night
and with a clap of thunder
a flash of lightening
the whole sky opens up
and rain pours down
pounding the roof
knocking leaves off of trees
washing away the dust
and pollen of hot summer
...
Sunday 23rd June 2019 3:24 pm
What Meets The Eye
As years roll by
I notice I
am not getting far
I'm getting wide
I guess that I've
put looks aside
since more of me
now meets the eye.
Saturday 22nd June 2019 12:22 pm
When Everything Made Sense
The years roll by
wonder where they went
we want recall
but the years are spent
remember when
you could say what you meant
a time when everything
actually made sense
Now the whole world
is upside down
black and white
became beige or brown
teachers can't teach
no more respect
genders are gone
all is in flex
The F word heard
so c...
Friday 21st June 2019 1:19 pm
Carmotion
What vistas from my window call
their beauty leaves one so in awe
but missed are vistas unrecalled
when fast asleep I tend to fall
for in the car the motion sways
as on a boat upon the waves
I fall to sleep and drift away
keep vistas for another day.
Wednesday 19th June 2019 1:15 pm
Slow Walking
When knees get weak
creak as I go
I take my walking
very slow
legs too are weak
they sleep also
I take my walking
carefully so
as not to fall
I creep to go
I take my walking
sadly so
old age the case
along I go
youth was too fleet
now I'm too slow.
Tuesday 18th June 2019 1:10 pm
Expansion Announcement
We are expanding
but not in a good way
not in building
or hiring
but as in
waistline
we are increasing our capacity
up-sizing proportions
upping our pant size
upping our belt notches
upping our odds
but who cares
up yours!
Monday 17th June 2019 2:19 pm
Father's Day Poem
dad
is like an old worn out t-shirt
you get used to it
after a while
and don't mind the fact
that its got holes
and a frayed collar
it's lightweight
it feels good on
and is comfortable
accept your dad
for who he is
holes and all
after all
You are the reason
he's worn out.
Sunday 16th June 2019 12:36 pm
Diminishing Returns
The bowl of delicious potato salad
shrinks before my very eyes
what began as a teeming bowl of heaven
becomes smaller and smaller as
each day a portion of it disappears
transferred to smaller and smaller Tupperware
it slowly diminishes
and day by day my anxiety increases
as the supply dwindles down
vanishing before my very eyes
until it is only a sad spoonful
...
Saturday 15th June 2019 12:41 pm
Manly Thoughts
i ain't much of a poet
i just fool around with it
like most things i tried
i ain't very good at it
but i still like to do it
it keeps me busy
and keeps my mind off of women
which is what all men ever think about
now i write on occasion
and occasionally get one right
but the fun part is
seeing people's reaction
they caint believe an old buzzerd like me
wo...
Friday 14th June 2019 12:17 pm
Wink
When someone gives a wink
it tells you what they think
to send a smile and wink
means two people now are linked
and usually a wink
means agreement so to speak
so to communicate what you think
just use your head and wink.
Thursday 13th June 2019 1:39 pm
Devices
People fumble
for their phones
their one possession
priceless
They never want
to be alone
that feeling
not the nicest
Fell off the seat
on the floorboard
finding it
could lead to crisis
Stupidity
just chalk it up
people left
to their own Devices.
Wednesday 12th June 2019 1:00 pm
Mommy Mommy
A small green beetle
held in the hand of
a 6 year old
represents the epitome of
his special world
comprised of bugs and rocks
and endless imagination
how great his thrill
in discovering so tiny a being
in the back seat of the car
a beetle as brilliant as jade
as tiny as a speck
held now carefully by the little boy
overjoyed with his newfound treasure
...
Tuesday 11th June 2019 6:18 pm
Wireless World
The world won't wait on us
we are always running behind
the world keeps on spinning
with new inventions
new ideas
changing constantly
you barely learn one thing
then the next thing comes along
those of us trapped in between
get confused or left behind
we don't understand technology
we only know black and white
we know fire
and we know rain
we know wha...
Monday 10th June 2019 12:26 pm
Ordering A Mouse
I ordered a new mouse
from Amazon
but when I opened the package
it ran off
and now I am mouse-less
once again
I cannot click or drag
and have no arrow to play with
the mouse said
batteries not included
no wonder
it was actually a live mouse
but who knew
next time
I will read the small print
before I hit Send
and skip the
30 day warranty offer...
Sunday 9th June 2019 11:52 am
Letting Things Go
it's fun now
to just let things go
let it be
don't fool with it
don't fix it
let it deteriorate
go back to dirt
who cares
when you're this damn old
more fun to watch the grass grow
the paint dry
whatever it is
can wait until tomorrow
manana is a better time
when you hit this age
it don't matter no more
no emergency
no urgency
no schedule ...
Saturday 8th June 2019 10:29 am
Cat Nap
Cats are like that
they have a knack
of searching out
a place to nap
Cats can relax
at drop of hat
before you know
they're in your lap.
Friday 7th June 2019 1:01 pm
White Stripe
They have taken the curves
out of highways now
and paved all the roads
leading to the country
all the bridges have concrete barriers
so you cannot see the rivers you pass over
nor the turtles on the bank
or the cranes standing still as statues
most drivers see only
the white stripe and never look to the side
they miss entirely
the small towns
the creek...
Thursday 6th June 2019 12:49 pm
Reunion
The hall is filled
with the bustle of busy women
getting ready for the Reunion
where almost a hundred folks
will gather and partake
of food and fun and conversation
the Barbeque set up in long trays
the side dishes arranged for the serving line
sweet tea prepared and
a wide array of desserts placed like jewels
on a folding-table
delicious aromas waft from the ...
Wednesday 5th June 2019 12:40 pm
School Photos
School photos
where it's sometimes hard
to get a kid to smile
but ours are beaming boys
with smiles of goodness
and the joy of
a happy childhood
a happy Boyhood
you cannot invent a smile
so these come naturally
such easy smiles
without a strain
the best kind of smiles
when we look at them
we too smile
at such pure and wholesome grins
it makes us...
Tuesday 4th June 2019 12:57 pm
Last Laugh
We don't need sound
to tell us when to laugh
nor do we need laughter
in a can
what we need is good Comedy
to help us all relate
to help us laugh at each other
and with each other
laughing is healthy
laughing is good for us
mentally and physically
stand up for comedy
no need for profanity
just point us to a hardy laugh
we will giggle and applaud
the...
Monday 3rd June 2019 10:59 am
Saving Grace
Busy bees sustain
our world indeed
and so deserve
our sympathy
Sometimes a poor
hard-working bee
will fall to earth
ungraciously
Our obligation
toward said bee
is to help it rise
triumphantly
With saving grace
we all agree
to save the small
is charity.
Saturday 1st June 2019 12:27 pm
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