I AM
I think
therefore I am
a declaration said
for all to understand
with that said
we must cautiously expand
turns out it's not important
that I am.
Wednesday 31st March 2021 1:26 pm
Requires Assembly
I was going to write today
and make something beautiful
a package of wonderful words
to be completed and sent on
wrapped in a red ribbon
with a bow on top
but then the poem
slipped through my fingers
and fell apart and
all the words
scattered on the page
so now
it is up to you
to put them back in order
and arrange them properly
a poem
is only as...
Tuesday 30th March 2021 12:27 pm
Vaccine Shot
Crotchety old man
refused Vaccine
was filled with dread
he said
He had no clue
out of the blue
was shot
by wife instead!
~Po Wit
Monday 29th March 2021 12:48 pm
BEING WRONG
More often than I care to mention
I was wrong, I will submit
I was wrong so very often
as wrong as I could get
Experience taught me little
no light bulb ever lit
Instead of brains, God gave me
an inordinate amount of wit.
Friday 26th March 2021 1:19 pm
Sweet Rain
After each rain
a new day arrives
with fresh smells
and a fresh outlook
everything is so much
greener and better
the trees
the plants
even the people
look happier
all refreshed by rain
our natural additive
the nectar
that sweetens our life.
Thursday 25th March 2021 12:16 pm
TRUE LOVE
Two old people survive
by taking care of one another
when one gets sick or down
one helps the other
taking up the slack
the special thing is
sensing what the other needs
without even a conversation
knowing automatically
that there is pain or hurt
physically or mentally
sharing empathy
with small acts of caring
expressions of concern
sometimes just ask...
Wednesday 24th March 2021 11:04 am
ROOTS
When the Covid pandemic is over
we will all celebrate
and throw parties and parades
but some of us will have trouble
removing our masks
which have now grown into
our facial skin
and become permanent
like a graft on a tree
the masks will just be absorbed
into our skin
and create a new hybrid species
that flourishes on gauze and rubber bands
...
Saturday 20th March 2021 11:29 am
TESTING
If you are sick
get a Covid test
to make sure
also
while your at it
get a tattoo
the test will show
if you are positive
for Covid
the tattoo
will show
that you're
an idiot
there is now a vaccine
for Covid
There is no vaccine
for stupidity.
-Al Amony
Friday 19th March 2021 11:47 am
STAY SAFE
All poetry
has been quarantined
there will be no poems or rhymes
nothing
involving words or thoughts
since poems cannot
wear masks
the risk is just too high
a poem could appear
and then all the rest
of the words would be infected
we can't have poems
spreading uncontrollably for god's sake
poems could wreak havoc
on our society
pull people away from...
Thursday 18th March 2021 11:34 am
Ghost Of A Poem
When a thought appears
the poet scrambles
to write it down before it vanishes
like a ghost in the night
it is fleeting
a will-o-wisp
it has no legs to steady it
it is only a blurry image
a temporary apparition
it can fly away in an instant
so the poet knows
he has only a short time
to catch the mysterious thought
and turn it into a poem
he must be fas...
Wednesday 17th March 2021 11:17 am
Alarm Clock
The nightstand clock
to which I now allude
disturbed my good sleeping
put me in a bad mood
I was having fun dreaming
a great movie plot
then your blast interrupted
the rest I forgot
The dream so appealing
starring me in the lead
now I'll never know how
the dream would proceed
Your blare never charming
loud as a fog horn
in the futu...
Tuesday 16th March 2021 12:24 pm
The Silent Treatment
When you get in trouble
with the wife
there is one thing
that rings true
If in trouble
with the wife
it's best to
not pursue
You get those looks
that silent stare
and words are
very few
Why prolong the fight
admit she's right
or your life will be
loveless too.
~Po Wit
Monday 15th March 2021 11:37 am
PIPE DREAMS
A man grows old
and loses sight
aspiration's lost it seems
His sad regrets
take precedence
replacing all his dreams
Oh such a sin
what could have been
remorse becomes his theme
Pity the man
when pipe dreams are all
the poor man ever achieved.
Sunday 14th March 2021 11:06 am
I WONDER
I wonder if
there is a country
where people respect
each other honorably
where people are
industrious
do not expect
all things for free
A country so united
people help
each other
harmoniously
Wonder if such a country
ever could exist
and wonder where
it would be.
Friday 12th March 2021 12:35 pm
HIGH RISK,---a poem by O.L. Buzzerd
at my age
I have given up
a lot of things
certain things I just caint do anymore
like i gave up smokin
I gave up drinkin
i gave up chewin tobacco and
i gave up chasin wimmen
but to compensate
i'm so happy they came up with
that covid category of High Risk
I am definitely in the High Risk group
more susceptible to getting the bug
and croakin'
it's hars...
Thursday 11th March 2021 12:11 pm
ONCE UPON A TIME
Where does time go?
wherever it goes
I want to go there too
so I can get some of it back
imagine if you could find that place
would it not be delightful
to retrieve all that time
years and years of it
that disappeared
before your very eyes
that secret place time goes
is actually within you
you carry it around
you use it up
what you do with it
is your business
but I would n...
Wednesday 10th March 2021 11:35 am
FRIEND
I am old
as I can be
yet I weathered all
wind and rain and fire
my skin is rough as a cob
my hair is thinning
my arms are weak
yet I still live on
seeing my children
have children
populating
spreading joy
I want to live another 200 years
I want to keep growing
so you can come see me
hug me
sing to me
tell me how much you love me
do not cut...
Tuesday 9th March 2021 12:36 pm
CONNIPTION
Conniption is
what people get
When hysterical
it aptly fits
A word assigned
to angry twits
The choicest word
Conniption's it!
Monday 8th March 2021 1:05 pm
Squeaky Shoes
My wife has squeaky shoes
they make an awful sound
as she walks around the house
squeak squawk squeak squawk
the most annoying sound
they are athletic shoes
and she wears them mostly for walking
as a result, she walks alone
even the dog refuses to go along
that squeak squawk irritates his ears
but the one good thing about those shoes is
those squeaks tell me
...Sunday 7th March 2021 1:01 pm
LIMBS
Trees will sometime
lose their limbs
to weather and
its violent whims,
yet trees with limbs
scattered about
will still endure
with or without.
Saturday 6th March 2021 1:07 pm
LOVING PARENTS
Sometimes I wish you were finally gone
after years of disobeying our orders
not coming home when you were supposed to
sticking your nose up at your dinner
not listening to our guidance
running off at all hours of the night
lolling around on the couch
you had no ambition or drive
you expected us to wait on you hand and foot
worst of all, you had no gratitude
alway...
Friday 5th March 2021 12:40 pm
SEEING
SEEING
A bug is always looking up
so small a thing it be
and we in turn do not look down
to see beneath our feet,
for underneath our lumbering legs
are creatures unperceived
in arrogance we only believe
in our superiority.
Thursday 4th March 2021 12:29 pm
SNOW GLOBE
Such a beautiful scene
all snowy and bright
until it piles up
breaks our water pipes,
Days upon days
we live under this dome
all shaken and froze
to hell with snow globe.
Wednesday 3rd March 2021 12:37 pm
FLY
My fly
is open
half
the time
forget
to zip
commit
a crime
apologies
I crossed
the line
but look
at yours
and not
at mine.
Tuesday 2nd March 2021 12:19 pm
Of All People
Of all the people I know
I am the dumbest
I compensate by inserting humor
where there is not much understanding
I am quick on my feet
but slow of mind
many things are over my head
so when I am in deep water
I ride the current
stay away from snags
I hide my ineptness skillfully
so no one knows the real truth
I get away with it
because no one wants to hurt...
Monday 1st March 2021 1:11 pm
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