CHANGE
Unless something changes
I am not changing
I am against change
yet things always change
whether we like it or not
no matter how much we try to stop change
it occurs inevitably
and even change changes
I could change my mind on this
but for right now put me down as a maybe
I am ambivalent about change
but that could also change
things are always subject to ch...
Friday 30th April 2021 1:03 pm
COLORS
Colors come back
into our lives
when springtime comes
and warmth arrives
from life's full colors
we were deprived
like fields of flowers
warmth of sunshine
the lack of life
sadly reminds
life features death
and yet we find
that eternal Spring
leaves death behind
returns life's beauty
to our lives.
Thursday 29th April 2021 1:04 pm
Wedding Requirements
Do not marry a girl
unless she has a mask on
and has been vaccinated
and has washed her hands
before holding yours
nor gone to any events
like at a wedding shower
or has grandparents
in a nursing home
and do not say I do
unless she has a Vax passport
stating she has complied
with all the rules and regulations
and has passed inspection by a
govern...
Wednesday 28th April 2021 12:57 pm
Hospital Gowns
Those dreaded gowns
oh how they're feared
They expose too much
and some will leer
Some folks will laugh
some brought to tears
Gowns turned around
show front not rear!
:)
Tuesday 27th April 2021 1:10 pm
Hospital Gowns
Those dreaded gowns
oh how they're feared
They expose too much
and people leer
Some folks will laugh
some brought to tears
Gowns turned around
show front not rear!
Tuesday 27th April 2021 1:06 pm
Marriage Vows
First they meet
then they fall in love
then they marry and
then a family comes along
then the kids grow up and
have kids of their own
and so it goes
seasons pass, life continues
when people meet
sparks fly and a connection occurs
the objective is to form a more perfect union and
collaborate in the pursuit of happiness
to make a life together
it's a natur...
Monday 26th April 2021 12:59 pm
Teeter Totter
Balancing your life
is not easy
sometimes you can tip
too far over
and fall down
balance is important
but it is not an easy thing to do
you have to know when
you reach a tipping point
when you feel like
you are going over the edge
make a quick correction
and come back
life is a teeter totter
meet in the middle
become the fulcrum.
Friday 23rd April 2021 12:31 pm
Spreading It Around
Yesterday
I saw a neighbor going out
to get the mail with a mask on
it was sunny, it was bright
it was warm with no one else was around
and yet there she was
fully masked
I guess she thought Covid lived at the Post Office
and was delivered by the postal carrier
and that's how it spread across the country so fast
it would also explain
why sometimes your package...
Thursday 22nd April 2021 12:25 pm
Driving Instructor
My wife gives me directions
she tells me when to turn
and also when to turn off my turn signal
without her due diligence
I would drive across America signalling
a right-hand turn
she also tells me when to slow down
and when to change lanes
when to brake
and when to exit
she is my driving instructor
and takes her job very seriously
without her I would be una...
Wednesday 21st April 2021 12:21 pm
Free As A Bird
Not fences, not walls
not snow and not rain
block flights of birds
who fly unrestrained
from mountains to sea
in any terrain
birds fly where they will
their compass ingrained
the sky is their home
their freedom sustained
they go where they please
sing their joyous refrains
if only this gift
we could have obtained
fr...
Tuesday 20th April 2021 12:41 pm
YOU
IF THIS IS YOU, HELLO
IF YOU ARE NOT YOU, WHO ARE YOU?
I'D SWEAR IT WAS YOU.
THEN YOU BECAME HER
THEN SHE WENT AWAY
NOW SHE IS SOMEONE ELSE
YOU LOOK LIKE HER.
ONLY DIFFERENT.
Monday 19th April 2021 12:08 pm
GOSSIP
Across the fence
the story flew
something heard
some juicy news
but by the time
it got to you
the story changed
and lies were spewed
the same old fat
that neighbors chew
as it repeated
the story grew
the facts got lost
the truth did too
why pass on lies
in lieu, conclude.
Sunday 18th April 2021 12:20 pm
Turning It Around
When you become
the butt of jokes
your appearance mocked
your ego poked,
Do what is best
don't be provoked
turn around the joke
and likewise poke!
Saturday 17th April 2021 12:25 pm
WEED
Oh weed
through yonder sidewalk breaks
it won't hold back
thru crack it makes
its stab at life
in an odd place
weeds thrive on air
it's all it takes.
Friday 16th April 2021 12:42 pm
Black Dot
A little black dot
floats in my eye
it's definitely not
a gnat or fly,
so odd a spot
one wonders why
so small a dot
has caught my eye.
Thursday 15th April 2021 11:49 am
What I Hate About Airplanes
What I hate about airplanes
is being squeezed into a chute
like a herd of cows about to be slaughtered
and then packed into a seat
like a sardine with
knees hitting the seat in front of you
arms and legs encroaching on your space
as the fight heats up over who gets the arm rest
Then there is the question of where to put your carry-on
as all the bins are full an...
Wednesday 14th April 2021 12:29 pm
LAP CAT
All cats will seek
a human lap
cause cats enjoy
a random nap
There's no lap to which
cats can't adapt
cats have a knack
for picking laps
Cats curl in balls
when in a lap
consider yours
a lap that's tapped
Then it occurs
by happenstance
two drift off to dream
you and the cat.
Tuesday 13th April 2021 1:10 pm
Cleaning Day
When a woman gets to cleaning
don't get in her way
She'll suck you up the vacuum
dust you down if you dare to stay
She'll throw you in the washer
rinse your dirtiness away
So flee the premises while you can
till the end of Cleaning Day.
Monday 12th April 2021 1:02 pm
Ziploc
Put all your troubles
in a Ziploc bag
seal it shut
it's now air tight
and nothing can get out
then toss Ziploc bag
in kitchen trash can
and then take the trash bag
out to the garage and dump
into the trash receptacle
now all your troubles are gone
out of the house
and out of sight
ready for pick up by the
trash truck that comes on Monday
you are do...
Sunday 11th April 2021 12:39 pm
Second Fiddle
My wife is smarter than I am
I hate to admit it but
it's true
Nevertheless I try to hide
the fact from her
I don't want to admit it
especially in front of her
because it would take away
any remaining pride I have left
so I bluff my way around
and act like I know what I'm talking about
even make some stuff up
if I think it will add to my stature
or give m...
Friday 9th April 2021 12:51 pm
PROGRESS
When asked if man
has made progress
some answer some
a bit at best
From caves to cars
we taut success
yet do we ever
coalesce
Bad blood runs deep
we must confess
though our old ways
block our progress
No advances come
until, unless
we discard our wars
our stubbornness.
Thursday 8th April 2021 1:38 pm
Author Ritis
Aches and pains
I undergo
some are up high
some are below,
When they'll appear
one never knows
but they really ruin
my get up and go.
~Po Wit
Wednesday 7th April 2021 12:56 pm
Signs Of Life
With the winter freeze
the snow storm that lasted forever
temperatures in single digits
plants and trees were covered for days
buried under snow and ice
all die a bitter death
overcome by the cold
leaves turned brown and brittle
they had given up the ghost
like skeletons they stood
stark symbols of death
we assumed they were all but gone
yet when the w...
Tuesday 6th April 2021 12:52 pm
What Gives
give us free rent
give us free groceries
give us free medicine
give us a guaranteed income
give us reparations
give us get out of jail free cards
give us free college
give us free vaccine
give us what you have
it should be ours
give us more
free stuff.
Monday 5th April 2021 12:04 pm
Character Flaws
I seldom listen
especially to my wife
at least that's what she says
her favorite expression is
I told you that yesterday
didn't you listen?
I think I did
but I'm hard of hearing
and listening to her
is really hard
I hate it when all my character flaws
are described to me in detail
point by point
that's why I retreat to the garage
to let the heat die d...
Sunday 4th April 2021 1:11 pm
The Kitchen Table
We meet at the kitchen table
in the morning
to read the morning news
and talk about the topics at hand
we drink our coffee
we exchange comments
questions
and pleasantries
a pun
a joke or two
this is our starting point for the day
our conversations meet in the middle
of the table
all centered around
our family and our familiarity
drawing on our year...
Saturday 3rd April 2021 10:25 am
HIDES---a poem by O.L. Buzzerd
I am committed to
saving my hide
my hide is precious
and I will do everything I can
to protect it
it's called self-preservation
it's called right to life
it's now called the Golden Years
but the golden years are more
like a mossy gray and
as I age
my hide wrinkles and sags
loses its hair
nevertheless my hide is unique
and fits me to a T
if they com...
Friday 2nd April 2021 12:18 pm
If's, Ands, or Buts
AND... then what?
is the logical question
we expect a further statement
when AND is used
it implies a followup
something more to come
so we prick up our ears
and get ready for it
AND...when it does come
we are happy to hear
it completes the idea and the sentence
AND that's all I have to say
about AND
BUT then there's BUT
which is even better than AND
...Thursday 1st April 2021 12:39 pm
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