Nuttin & Sumpin
you can make sumpin
out of nuttin
or nuttin out of
sumpin
but you cannot make
nuttin BE sumpin
you have to have
sumpin
to start with.
-O.L. Buzzerd
(most of my poems amount to nuttin.)
Monday 31st May 2021 12:24 pm
Instruction Manual
I came with no instructions
nothing to indicate how I work
or how to make me work
it was anybody's guess
as to what my true purpose was
or what function I fulfilled
so that's where my wife came in
she figured out soon enough
how to make me work
and has been persistent
in her calling ever since
all commend her for her diligence
in taking on an impossible...
Sunday 30th May 2021 12:43 pm
MANKIND
Why do they call us Mankind
isn't that a misnomer
an oxymoron
we are definitely Not kind
in any sense of the word
our wars
our words
our mean Tweets
say the opposite
our unkindness toward each other
makes little sense
yet it persists through the ages
making a mockery of kindness
we are the bad examples
of our kind.
Saturday 29th May 2021 12:45 pm
Internet Service
When you die
and go to heaven
will people still
E-mail you
or send you tweets
and memes
surely there is
good internet service
with good connections
it's in the clouds
with the best provider
of all.
Friday 28th May 2021 12:27 pm
That Song
A catchy song
stays with you for the day
always in the back of your mind
it replays itself
ad infinitum
you can hear it
the notes the words
the familiar chorus
repeated over and over
as the mind rewinds
like a tape played back
until finally it ends
when you shut it off
by pulling the plug
called sleep
tomorrow a new song
will substitute
to si...
Thursday 27th May 2021 12:36 pm
When One Door Closes
When one door closes
another door closes
until all doors are shut
and we are safe within ourselves
safe from new ideas
safe from open discussion
behind walls we grow
fat and comfortable
we think we are always right
better than others
we shut ourselves off
we develop pride and prejudices
and fall into a dark hole of hate
it's best to leave at least one do...
Wednesday 26th May 2021 12:58 pm
DIRT
To get your hands in it
to feel its texture
to smell its smell
to touch
to run it through your fingers
to move it around
to dig
to plant
to tamp it down
to know that you have made
a pact with it
to make a living thing
an ancient contract
this ritual relationship
between man and dirt
a miracle is waiting
life ready to eme...
Tuesday 25th May 2021 12:54 pm
BUZZ WORDS
Show your compassion
your acceptance
your diversity
your equity
your non-binary
inter-sectional
inclusive
re-imagined
self
take a poet
to lunch!
Monday 24th May 2021 12:20 pm
LICHEN
Moss on a rock
emerald green
soft to the touch
a painted scene
It multiplies
overnight it seems
Lichen does best
where sun's not seen.
Sunday 23rd May 2021 12:30 pm
Between The Cracks
When it rains for a week
weeds come out
between the cracks
on all the sidewalks and street medians
a mini-forest of green suddenly erupts
as dandelions push up
spiny thistles emerge
and wild clover blankets the concrete
persistent resilient weeds
take over everything until
the city crew comes along
with their weed-eaters
and blasts them into smithereens
...
Saturday 22nd May 2021 12:42 pm
Dead Battery
I am all-electric,
wired and ready
charging across America
except I have to stop
every 200 miles to recharge
when my battery goes down
or the wind doesn't blow
then the stations only sell
gas and super sized sodas
no place to plug in
need a longer extension cord
so I limp in on a dead battery
order a pizza to go
might as well eat
it's a long way hom...
Friday 21st May 2021 12:45 pm
Building A Nest
How does a bird
build a nest
it has no hands
and no plans
no engineering degree
no architectural acumen
how then does it manage
to build a nest
one twig at a time
balanced on a limb
in the wind
a natural wonder
a remarkable skill
I look up to birds
and wonder how
I can't even build
a sandwich.
Thursday 20th May 2021 12:37 pm
My Brother's Keeper
There are so many social programs
and billions spent
yet people still live in litter
in makeshift shelters
in Walmart tents
eventually the handouts will end
we will all be broke
then we will all be in the same boat
living under bridges
sleeping on cardboard
diving in dumpsters
the only thing is
there will be no more shopping carts
and no more free lunch
...Wednesday 19th May 2021 12:59 pm
Fast Food & Phones
The way it used to be
Families at the table
enjoying conversation
enjoying each other's company
Now it's all fast food and phones
conversation replaced
by plastic plates and plastic phones
people not looking up
constantly staring at a screen
Families are not the same
without those meals together
save a place at the table
save our families
save our ...
Tuesday 18th May 2021 12:49 pm
WOK
A wok
will work
on quite
a lot
but wok's
on foot
hurt if
you drop
word to
the wise
can cause
blood clot
wok can be
replaced
but you
cannot.
-Po Wit
Monday 17th May 2021 12:55 pm
MONEY
Money's harder to get
than it is to dispose
It buys us possessions
even love I suppose
How quickly it leaves us
with empty billfolds
Money is fleeting
it comes and it goes.
Sunday 16th May 2021 12:40 pm
BAREFOOT
The feel of grass
between your toes
so soft to walk
when feet exposed
to the feel of grass
we would propose
it's heavenly
God only knows.
Saturday 15th May 2021 1:09 pm
SMOKE
Absence make fingers
grow rusty
like anything else
you get out of practice
have to restart the fire
but the flint won't spark
ideas are all wet
the kindling won't catch
and poems produce nothing
but smoke.
Friday 14th May 2021 12:57 pm
CONDENSEDPOEM
Therewasapoetman
whowroteandwrote
untilhewasoutofpaper
soheinventedthiswayofwriting
thatsavesspaceandsavespaper
youtoocandoiteasily
condenseyourthoughts
condenseyourwords
nooffense
butjustahint
itmakessense
tocondense.
Thursday 13th May 2021 1:42 pm
MUSTANGS
The wild mustang
could not be tamed
fire in their eyes
wind in their manes
Drum of their hooves
across the plains
thundering herds
'cross wild domain
Their majesty
will never wane
although their world
has gone away
In history
there still remains
the glory days of
wild mustangs.
Wednesday 12th May 2021 12:46 pm
Childproofing A Poem
To childproof a poem
read the tiny directions
take out all the bad words
take out all the blood & guts
take out any praise of our past
take out any offensive material
take out any hidden meaning
now set the poem nicely on a high shelf
and screw down the child-proof cap
you should be set to go
your poem is now sanitized and
ready for consumption
but like an...
Tuesday 11th May 2021 1:04 pm
University Of Stupidity
Well it happened
the universal fear
I washed my phone in the washing machine
it was a stupid mistake
I left it in my pant pocket
when I threw the pants in the washer
the phone sloshed around for a good 20 minutes
now I have the cleanest phone in town but
it won't work
it just sits there like a rock
a dead thing
it wont light up, it won't turn on,
it won't r...
Monday 10th May 2021 12:34 pm
High Volume
Due to Covid
we are experiencing
a high volume of calls
and so it may take a while
to get to you
please stay on the line
so that we may assist you
the average wait time is
two days
some callers have expired
while waiting but
that was not Our fault
they had weak systems
if you would like to leave
a call back number
good luck
we never call back
...Friday 7th May 2021 12:55 pm
Old Crow
An old black bird
hops among the cars
in the parking lot
one leg tucked in
a pirate without peg
maneuvering among the tires
and scrambling for scraps
it does the best it can
with that one good leg
yet even in its crippled state
its eyes still have that fire
that haughty look
so sure of itself
it knows it is still the smartest bird
with an eye toward m...
Thursday 6th May 2021 12:51 pm
Morning Moon
Just a sliver of a moon
like an earring in the sky
hung up there
by a passing God
who thought
it would look pretty
a poem pinned up there
upon the page of
the morning sky
reminding people
of his light
and goodness.
Wednesday 5th May 2021 12:16 pm
Short Poem
Time is always running out
and all the things
I mean to write
never see the light of day
life gets in the way of poetry
so I write shorter and shorter poems
that don't take a lot of time
you should be grateful.
Tuesday 4th May 2021 12:08 pm
The Little Things I Do
The purpose of my life
is annoying my wife
it's the little things I do
that seem to
always irritate
I put in no effort to
She says I'll be
the death of her
in fact that may be true
but then again
she loves me for
the little things I do.
Monday 3rd May 2021 12:12 pm
Not As Young As We Used To Be
There comes a time
to recognize
to see what others see
so long in tooth
our strength we lose
not as young as we used to be
on top of that
our mind goes numb
dumbed down capacity
awake to find
old bones remind
not as young as we used to be.
Sunday 2nd May 2021 12:40 pm
Cowboy Blues
The range is gone
the cows are too
now citified
our options few,
So what's a poor cowboy
supposed to do
when his job is gone
and the land is too
The ranch is gone
sold off for lots
developers came
then homes popped up,
Now all we see is
malls and shops
the pasture paved
with parking lots
There used to be beauty
far as the eye could ...
Saturday 1st May 2021 12:01 pm
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