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Backache
sensitive about her body
gym doing physical jerks
I praised her endeavours
my flattery usually works
then came a stupid row
for jealousy of her friends
that fresh independence
envy ease of mind rends
my criticisms undermine
confidence to be curbed
barbed comments, digs
her self-worth disturbed
warned her shape awry
put her mind on the rack
g...
Thursday 25th February 2021 10:28 am
Exodus
planning one's escape is never easy
even Steve McQueen found it hard
guilt made me especially queasy
I was writing your last birthday card
my escape strategy was meticulous
armed guards would have missed it
such carelessness left me incredulous
normally your vigilance took the biscuit
I timed your every movement with care
then I waited till you left for the gym
...Thursday 27th August 2020 11:41 am
Gym Bunny
Hooray, my gym is to reopen at long last
I need some excuses and I need them fast
Four months of slacking and not working out
It's going to be hell on earth, there is no doubt
Lift the lightest weights I will groan under strain
Can it really ever be worth the torture and pain
Kettlebells, dumbells, deadlift the weighted bar
Spinning on those bikes, never gets me very far
...Wednesday 8th July 2020 8:11 am
Gym Gigolo
Between the apparatus and the equipment he prowls
Perfecting his stance and menacing scowls
His carb free diet has led to irritable bowels
Hurrah the Gym Gigolo
So desperate to create a good first impression
He takes a supplement before his daily session
Leaves him ripped but prone to acts of aggression
You what? The Gym Gigolo
After his protein shake he pumps hi...
Wednesday 17th January 2018 10:45 am
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